mike rotando @rotandomichael

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. Mallard Park, Manasquan, NJ Joined February 2011

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mike rotando @rotandomichael

10 hours ago

this is awesome. sadly I bet half of “NBA Twitter” can’t name where either of them went to college without googling

Bradeaux @BradeauxNBA

2 days ago

this is awesome. sadly I bet half of “NBA Twitter” can’t name where either of them went to college without googling

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Sam Stein @samstein

2 days ago

And we are here for it.

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Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL

3 days ago

Breece Hall when asked to sum up the loss, via @ZackBlatt: "Teams shoot themselves in the foot then we come back and shoot ourselves in the head."

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mike rotando @rotandomichael

3 days ago

we don’t deserve Garrett Wilson

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mike rotando @rotandomichael

3 days ago

there’s about 4.5 brain cells left between Tua and Waller and they’ve beat the Jets for 2 touchdowns tonight and yet I have even less brain cells than them because I still have this game on

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mike rotando @rotandomichael

3 days ago

there’s bodies in the morgue that look better than Nick Folk. but somehow, ONIONS

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mike rotando @rotandomichael

3 days ago

can’t wait for Tua to look like prime Dan Marino tonight

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3 days ago

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idk what sick, depraved individual thought it was a good idea to mix in some of these with normal chocolates in the candy bowl, but I will hunt them to the end of the Earth if I have to the taste in my mouth will fade, but I’ll carry the shame of eating one the rest of my life

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mike rotando @rotandomichael

4 days ago

Mets with the season on the line (again)

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mike rotando @rotandomichael

4 days ago

don’t ever think your business idea is dumb.. because the consumer is dumber

Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi

4 days ago

don’t ever think your business idea is dumb.. because the consumer is dumber

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Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat

5 days ago

Disgusting

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5 days ago

Disgusting

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mike rotando @rotandomichael

4 days ago

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4 days ago

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mike rotando @rotandomichael

4 days ago

I promised the timeline minimum 12 hot dogs today, a debt that I intend to square but on my way to pick up my dogs, I drove past a BBQ spot and I felt something deep in my plummmmmmsss telling me that I needed to call an audible..