Truly Confounded @rubyHater
Ruby; a nice looking useless rock. qaa.ath.cx Los Angeles Joined June 2011-
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All rails documentation seems to be targeted to the "How make program computer plz?!!!" demographic.
The primary way I do garbage collection in ruby is by git clone.
rbenv is so simple that Its introductory readme takes up a measly 15 pages - and it still doesn't install different rubys for you.
A rebel at opscode snuck out real docs: docs.opscode.com/resource_packa… no more "resource provider actions in execute phases" gibberish. yay!
I'm so tired of html parsers sucking. Nokogiri: "WAHHH!! YOU HAVE A REL ATTRIBUTE IN AN ANCHOR TAG!! I CANT DO THIS!! WAHH!!! FIX IT!!!"
If OpsCode wrote actual cookbooks it'd be about eating, not how to cook. Support companies only make money when things are hard and broken.
Chef; why talk syntax when you can say "Providers take idempotent actions to configure resources". 2k pages of trivialities and theory! yay!
What's "def a;[1,2].map{|x| return x};end" emit for "puts a"? 1. return is a party-crasher. Add that to your list of BS interview questions!
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The best part of refinery are the 45 second load times.
api.rubyonrails.org/classes/Action… is wrong. The second parameter should be :value => (xxx). How on earth can I get that corrected? No idea.
I love it when important implementation gets magically abstracted. Reassembling it via 10 files over 4 projects is just totally awesome!
So I still need to know All of SQL, HTML, JS, and HTTP; but now also, to make my life easier, all of ERB, SASS, Rails, and ActiveRecord too.
Rails, or Let's re-invent the wheel in a way that is slow, daunting, obfuscated, verbose, buggy, presumptuous, and unnecessarily complex.
Rails is so easy! Confused by SQL? Just use Eager Loading Single Table Inheritance Polymorphic Associations via ActiveRecord. How Simple!
Remember! Those who write buggy misguided code just happen to write flawless comprehensive tests. So relax! Don't worry about manual tests.
Cookies in Rack 1.3 are a Delight. 8 bytes of entropy as 123 bytes with newlines; Almost as great as it being discarded at every page load!
I forgot about the fork-bomb: i.imgur.com/vKbeI.png. Fuck you wayne. Do you try every fucking way to take a shit on my workstation? DAMN YOU.
I forgot /etc/bash_profile et.al. I'm waiting for it to rebuild the init img and modify my grub, maybe patch my kernel, use LD_PRELOAD ...
rvm is a virus; puts shit in /etc/init.d,profile.d,.bash_profile,.bashrc, overrides cd, even has a fun "root_canal". Go Fuck Yourself, wayne
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