Dear Old Ladies: When you are in the checkout line, with 4-5 people behind you, and your phone rings, you are not requiring to drop everything you're doing and dig through your purse to answer it.
My company is having one of those "reply all" fiascos. You know, where one person accidentally emails the entire company, and hundreds of people "reply all" to ask people to not "reply all." Been going on for two full days now. My gawd, people are stupid.
Today I saw “fans” who
-didn’t know Hamilton was leaving
-didn’t know Omaha was leaving
-didn’t know Fish was returning
-didn’t know Lipsey had a shoulder injury
Do you people have lives or something?
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