®yan Hance @ryanhancer
Joined December 2010-
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Dangling a sha boingboing to the camera point blank is a federal offense
Yearly primal anger bc it’s fucking night time at 4pm
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david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
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What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.
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Buttigieg Defends Job Performance By Reminding Everyone He's Gay babylonbee.com/news/buttigieg…
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Either I was phuck wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird,2 turtles,razors,shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her pu$$y
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Incredible that "Why should [profession] go on strike? My job sucks and pays like shit but I never complain!" is a wildly popular and respected opinion in this country
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the worst month of the year starts next week and this is still the best video on the internet x.com/_lil_i_am/stat…
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I cannot believe this was tweeted in earnest lol
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to mourn the loss of Sexy M&M’s™️, here’s a ranking of most fuckable cartoon brand mascots. 1. Jolly Green Giant (10/10)
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I feel like I should know this but can anyone just go through airport security and do some man hangs in the terminals or do they only let people with flights through?
@NotEnoughEntrop That sounds horrendous. The last time I had a connection at LAX I wanted to die. I asked a nice TSA man after they checked passport to get through security and he said they don’t let public through without a ticket
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