@s8n It’s a sign of the times Jesus needed a modernization No one gathers outside of caves waiting anymore But you’d think god would of at least paid for Uber XL
@s8n Satan using God code? Not what I expected but ok.
@s8n Jesus rode a donkey for his triumphant entry into Jerusalem. A Hyundai Elantra would be his transportation choice for the Second Coming.
@s8n Hyundai? That's a fake one. Everyone knows Jesus drives a Honda. John 12:49: For I did not speak of my own Accord
@s8n So, the second coming is through a Hyundai Elantra. Bet the disciples didn't see that one in the prophecies.
@s8n I feel you. Chariots of fire. If I was Jesus you wouldn't know I was here