cpt gabe, an academic @sadsiggo

forever DM but happy about it. opinions are solely my own and not open to criticism. dropout street team. he/him Joined April 2013

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Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex

5 months ago

War is never inevitable. Weapons can and must fall silent, for they never solve problems but only intensify them. Those who sow peace will endure throughout history, not those who reap victims. Others are not enemies to hate but human beings with whom to speak.

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cpt gabe, an academic @sadsiggo

5 months ago

Godammit I’m on board with drones now

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naddpod intros @naddpodintros

5 months ago

Hey there centaurs, you’re not the only one with uh a deep and profound sense of shame about things you’ve done in your life- Tarragon Snakeroot

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cpt gabe, an academic @sadsiggo

5 months ago

Fuck it. Using my own money to innovate for work

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5 months ago

ACFT standards needs to be based on BN level METS!!! We have the technology

🖤 @littlemiss155

5 months ago

ACFT standards needs to be based on BN level METS!!! We have the technology

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cpt gabe, an academic @sadsiggo

6 months ago

Help the fratty white men at work found out I play dnd

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6 months ago

I actually angered some sort of god based on my karma and luck

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Isaac @isaacturnersong

7 months ago

“But that’s neither here nor there” is a terrifying thing to say. Where is it

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7 months ago

Crashing out so hard I’m buying more ambient light for my apartment

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Meg @megannn_lynne

7 months ago

they should invent a way out that isn’t through

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7 months ago

Intense desire to be in a crowded dive bar in Savannah in June

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Joshua Rush @JoshuaRush

8 months ago

The 🫡 emoji must be one of the top 10 things to ever be added to human language. honestly maybe up there with metaphor and the number zero.

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Bellum @PlayBellum

8 months ago

Last week, elements of the 75th Ranger Regiment conducted a high-risk direct action raid in Africa. After a fierce but decisive engagement, HVT Duo was neutralized. No friendly casualties. He died like a dog. RLTW ☀️⭐️⚡️

Duolingo @duolingo

8 months ago

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cpt gabe, an academic @sadsiggo

8 months ago

Crazy watching the train I was supposed to take tonight and imagining the world where that happens

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8 months ago

Being mature fucking sucks.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv

11 months ago

"If what you want is a centrist campaign that's quiet on trans issues, tough on the border, distances itself from Palestinians, talks a lot about law and order, and reaches out to moderate Republicans, that candidate existed and she just lost" ~John Oliver on dems moving right

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cpt gabe, an academic @sadsiggo

11 months ago

United States drunk is different from European drunk as an American in another country cuz I’ve been drunk in Europe and all do do is feel melancholy and miss my gf but in America I miss my gf and want to run through a brick wall to get to her

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Evan 🏳️‍🌈🍂 @EvanPerc_

12 months ago

I’m putting together a team

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a year ago

My gf: I hold my breath every time i use a porta potty Me: I mean I do a little bit but I don’t gasp for breath when I leave one Her: ok, shit sniffer She killed me. In cold blood