Sam bates @sambates_

Joined April 2011

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Sam bates @sambates_

7 years ago

Does anyone else set their alarms on a day off. Just to wake up and realize they have more time to sleep? Or is it just me?

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Sam bates @sambates_

7 years ago

So excited I finally got my washer and dryer hooked up. When did my life become so boring 😂 #adulting

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Sam bates @sambates_

7 years ago

Why is spectrums internet so bad 😡😡

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I do'nt care what Kids at School call me because they are all Disgusting Fake Losers and my Real Friends go to a diffrent Scool you haven't heard of and they think Im the Coolest and Smartest and we go to parties and I don't have to tell you there Names for this to be True.

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Sam bates @sambates_

7 years ago

My stomach is in complete knots seeing all the posts about animals being swept away with the floods 😭😭😭

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Sam bates @sambates_

7 years ago

Naps always seem like a great idea until I can't sleep at night

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Sam bates @sambates_

7 years ago

No worse sound then when you're trying to sleep and your dog and/or cat are licking themselves 😖😖

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Sam bates @sambates_

7 years ago

Want to do something on my day off but it's so freaking hot out 😭

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Sam bates @sambates_

7 years ago

Caffeine withdrawal is the worst😭 quitting cold turkey may have been a mistake

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Sam bates @sambates_

7 years ago

It's always so awkward when people post before/after pics of household projects and I can't tell which is which

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Sam bates @sambates_

7 years ago

These 1800 thread count Egyptian sheets I have on my bed are heaven😍😍

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Sam bates @sambates_

7 years ago

If Harry Potter taught us anything, it's that no one should live in a closet. 🌈👓 #loveislove #imaybestraightbutidonthate @jk_rowling

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Sam bates @sambates_

8 years ago

Idk how people wake up and make themselves look presentable for work every day. I look like an 18 wheeler ran over me

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8 years ago

Spring? Summer? Winter? No clue these days...

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Sam bates @sambates_

8 years ago

So tempted to not set my alarm for the morning and over sleep "on accident"

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Sam bates @sambates_

8 years ago

I don't think anyone understands how uncomfortable I feel when my cat randomly turns on her toy. Like ok Satan, go away with that shit when I'm trying to sleep