Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

Am here to make myself look publicly idiotic so that the friends I made by mistake question themselves on their life choices. :) Joined July 2020

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

4 weeks ago

I am just imagining the background verification team looking at my tweets and seeing nothing controversial but absolutely no engagement whatsoever and wondering why I am still on this app.

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We as humans, usually tend to dislike what we don't understand. (Highlight on usually). Think about the things you hate and try and see if you didn't understand them. For example: Dislike modern art? Maybe you don't understand it. Like modern art? Maybe you misunderstood it.

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

4 months ago

Today we see shows with cut-away gags (like Family Guy) and realize, ' Hey this concept isn't alien to us' And you know why? THREE MEN IN A BOAT YES THE ONE WE HAD IN SCHOOL Dude it was like reading cut away gags and having no idea if it was relevant for the 5 mark question

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

8 months ago

Idk what these are called but I made one

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

a year ago

> Be me > Enjoy Marvel movies in 2021 > Buy IRON MAN (In hindi) Tee > Happy >Now 2024. Mother in law see me wear the tee > She is Kannadiga ..but can also read Hindi asks what I'm wearing > Say it is IRON MAN written in Hindi > She says no.. It says Aryan man > Realisation

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

a year ago

Corporate training questions be like: "Your colleague came over to your desk to say Hi" And the options are like: 1. Pepper spray him. 2. Escalate this incident to your manager and HR team for harassment 3. Raise a ticket to request appropriate responses 4. Tell them hi

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

a year ago

That peak diplomatic 2000 IQ feeling that Indian shopkeepers get after putting up a signboard that says ' Customer is King and King never bargains ' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

2 years ago

Character design should be like a very serious looking dude with lot of battle scars hiding under his long and thick beard. Character plot should be like he ends up in shaving accidents so much that he just gave up one day trying to shave. (Also he shy)

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

2 years ago

So many technical influencers trying to sell courses on 'How to use Chat GPT efficiently' or 'You have been using chat gpt all wrong ' Firstly. I'm not using chat gpt for anything but entertainment. Secondly. I can ask Chat GPT only how to use Chat GPT. For free that too.

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

2 years ago

I wanna know what course these autowalas do cuz they always on a call the entire ride and they always have something to say the entire ride. (Silk board traffic who?) Me and my fiancée both even rant about boring work stuff and still we can't pull the convo as long.

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

2 years ago

The biggest flex of being in the software industry and not in school is the fact that I won't mess up the assignment date and write 2019 instead of 2024.

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

2 years ago

People be in vacation leave during the season and then mention in their backup a dude who is also in his/her vacation during the season 🥲🥲🥲

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

2 years ago

Work hard in silence, Let your code crashes make the noise.

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Sambit Sanyal @sambittybit

2 years ago

Imagine The ship of Theseus dilemma but in coding : "Your code is basically a bunch of others codes merged into one, is it your code?" The answer is yes if it works and no if it crashes in production.