samwich @sambkenney
creators, alligators, skaters and cop haters allowed (he/they) Joined March 2019-
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if i were president id eradicate calf cramps from the human experience
just found out my boyfriend is actually a super soaker full of grape powerade. i’m having an identity crisis
watching the creatures (my boyfriend) at the zoo (in the library), unsure of which one of us is on which side of the glass
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN <3 🎃
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Voters have spoken LOUDLY. 🥳 🔈 The gutsy girl grounded the guy with a gut. 32 Chunk, proved his prominent posterior was worthy of a whopping win. But in the end, Chunk got Grazered. Let’s crown our Queen that’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, 128 Grazer! 👑
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-mr. farty buff squirrel
additions: -ken -kent
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this Benadryl is telling me secrets
names i have been called at work: -evan (my coworkers name) -ben (my other coworkers name) -max -matt (by a coworker making fun of the fact no one can remember my name)
trapped in a prison of my own design (my pants have a tie and i keep double knotting it)
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i love my boyfriend i want to eat him
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