Sumit_Behall @samigreen1

Speculation | Stocks | Money | Situational Awareness | Co-Host sumitbehal.substack.com Joined August 2009

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Sumit_Behall @samigreen1

2 months ago

Subhash Chandra just settled ₹22,000 crore debt with a ₹6.5 crore payment and you’re still worried about your CIBIL score

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The most efficient death for every man is to die with outstanding loans in order to exploit the monetary system This is the capitalist way to rest in peace with a better sharpe ratio over the course of your life

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2 months ago

WHY ARE YOU UNDERPERFORMING MARKETS IN 2026? The idea of swing trading purely based on charts in markets is probably yielding negative returns despite a 30% run in indices this financial year Your trading gurus are still sharing daily watchlists based on famous chart patterns

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2 months ago

Nifty is down 69 points in Closing Auction Session to settle at fair value without any manipulation CAS is the modern definition of the efficient market hypothesis

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2 months ago

trade : long VOGL didn’t book anything and now we pray for gap up as per global macroeconomic scenarios

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2 months ago

If you feel like taking screenshot of your unrealised gains, it’s a sign to hold your longs and make more money

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2 months ago

you should be making enough money for your wife to run a loss making bakery shop and for your son to lose money by shorting bitcoin

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2 months ago

Nifty has failed to surpass the previous day’s highs for 12 consecutive sessions since SEBI introduced the CAS in the markets This is the longest streak in history of Nifty failing to cross the previous day’s high in consecutive trading sessions 4 Aug - 19 Aug 2026: 12

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Sumit_Behall @samigreen1

2 months ago

The official gym hours for unemployable individuals are 11 AM to 4 PM

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Sumit_Behall @samigreen1

2 months ago

Behari Lal Engineering is up 80% on listing day The stock has turned an investment of ₹14,820 into ₹26,676 for retail investors in 24 hours This amount can be used for a college vacation, a premium dinner with her or take early retirement from your 9-5 job

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2 months ago

How to pay for dating in your 20s? 1. Take a personal loan 2. Apply for IPOs using Shaw Algo 3. Enjoy your dates with listing gains

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2 months ago

Credit cards act as a status symbol for people with white money

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2 months ago

The best way to save on your wedding costs in India is by getting married on days rejected by astrologers as per muhurat analysis You will get a ~30% discount on the wedding venue, photographer, and decor due to lower demand This is known as the Efficient Marriage Hypothesis

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Sumit_Behall @samigreen1

2 months ago

The airline's policy of charging for extra baggage is a brilliant way to punish people carrying 8 outfits for a two day outing Airlines made $33 billion from baggage fees worldwide in 2025

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Sumit_Behall @samigreen1

2 months ago

We don’t talk enough about students who went abroad for education and came back to India without a job The best scenario case in India will be getting a 20 LPA job and paying off education loan of 50 lacs You will be paying EMIs of ₹70,000 for 9 years to settle this loan

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Sumit_Behall @samigreen1

2 months ago

Your screen time on the LinkedIn app is negatively correlated with your net worth You will never find rich scrolling that blue app generating 3700kg of garbage philosophy written by ChatGPT on a daily basis Lesson in there

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Sumit_Behall @samigreen1

2 months ago

Happy Independence Day If you had invested ₹10,000 in Nifty on 15th August 1947, your investment would now be worth 7.73 Crores today You can never bet against India’s growth story

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Sumit_Behall @samigreen1

2 months ago

Confirmed entries are usually late entries You get paid for doing something when the average market participant thinks things are uncertain and keeps waiting for validation You are in this business to make better risk-adjusted returns and higher expected value than index boys