whut @sammysayswhut
she/her. sometimes funny. lover of the twilight saga, scarlett johansson, halloween, sports and my cat. Joined November 2022-
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tip if u ever get sprayed or are protesting with the possibility of it. bring water, baby soap & a handheld fan. take water to the eyes and soap the area for as long as u can and then do NOT go back to the water. fan to the eyes. water will reactivate it. blink blink blink.
tip if u ever get sprayed or are protesting with the possibility of it. bring water, baby soap & a handheld fan. take water to the eyes and soap the area for as long as u can and then do NOT go back to the water. fan to the eyes. water will reactivate it. blink blink blink.
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Matthew Lillard as Shaggy or bust.
Matthew Lillard as Shaggy or bust.
To that guy with his fingers “stirring” the coffee 🤮
Watching Twilight with the sound of rain hitting the window 🙌🏼 Happy Sunday 🫶🏼
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There I fixed it argagagaga
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the dress!! i want to be walked on by scarlett johansson oh god
Cats be like oh you need to pee and you’re hungry? Too bad. I’m here for cuddles.
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He’s still pissed about this lmao
He’s still pissed about this lmao https://t.co/HgC7UjCtAc
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Mind you, it’s the sperm that determines sex But somehow SHE has to ✨give✨ him the son If we put men’s brains in birds… they would crawl.
Mind you, it’s the sperm that determines sex But somehow SHE has to ✨give✨ him the son If we put men’s brains in birds… they would crawl.
It’s so funny 😂😂. Kids say the funniest things.
I mean it’s only been three weeks but guess who finally went and made sure her brake light was finally fixed because I’m just a girl and cannot do it myself 😂
I’m just still laughing at what @KCtheforrest told me my niece said.
I’m just still laughing at what @KCtheforrest told me my niece said.
Like I’m sorry but I totally laughed way harder than I should have.
Like I’m sorry but I totally laughed way harder than I should have. https://t.co/1nBND4peTs
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Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
Saw a TikTok of a person who lives across from a cemetery and there was a funeral going on and they said new neighbor alert. 😮💨😂
One of the many things I absolutely love about kids? I love how unintentionally funny they are.
I miss this.
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Scarlett thinking about her busy schedules “Arghhhhhh”😂😭
her short hair >>
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the amount of scarlett content we get these days Pls never stop 😌 x.com/margscarjo/sta…
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IM NOT SHUTTING UP ABOUT THIS LOOK
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and lindsay lohan was under 18 with all of these classics under her belt
Michelangelo was only 24 years old when he completed the Pietà sculpture
thank god
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