sam @samproctorr

London, England Joined July 2011

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HIMberly Ann Parker. @jamestheeillest

2 years ago

high-five my ass. I know a drug transaction when I see one

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Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit

2 years ago

Must have been hard to thank them afterward

Pop Base @PopBase

2 years ago

Must have been hard to thank them afterward

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cowboycallum 𐚁 @laughingdoggif

3 years ago

me after taking asos

atrophy wife 🎀 @zuza_real

3 years ago

me after taking asos https://t.co/0SdT2x0YvE

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Toks @_Toks96

3 years ago

Nah Saka gotta ask Kane to spell penalty on TikTok

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• @fruitybeckett

3 years ago

i actually have never laughed this hard in my entire life

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Mbadawe @LazarusKumi

3 years ago

Sorry but that is a dog that is at PEACE with death

Barstool Sports @barstoolsports

3 years ago

Sorry but that is a dog that is at PEACE with death

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✨ @user16587901

3 years ago

Charlie exiting his way out of the villa #loveisland

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I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?" She instantly replied "yes." Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

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JBA @JenBassAllen

4 years ago

What does Love mean to 4-8 year old kids? A thread… A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader, deeper, and more profound than anyone could have ever imagined!