samson munoru @samsonmunoru

Law, humour, apolitical, literary, analytical Nairobi, Kenya Joined July 2011

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

2 months ago

@DrBKhalwale My condolences mheshimiwa! My heart goes to you and your deepest beloved family.

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A List of Products that Dr. Chris Kirubi Manufactured! 1. Amara (Body lotions, petroleum jelly, shower gels, handwash, sanitizers, and deodorants) 2. Miadi (Hair care products {shampoos, conditioners, and treatments tailored for African hair}.) 3. Ashanti-Q (Natural hair care range made with African ingredients.) 4. Coca-Cola (Coca-Cola, Fanta, Sprite, and other beverages under licence) 5. So Soft (fabric softeners & detergents) 6. Sparkle (dishwashing liquid) 7. Bic (pens/biros, lighters, disposable razors, stationery) 8. Ace (toilet cleaners, multipurpose cleaners) 9. Palmers (skin care lotions & petroleum jelly) 10. Haco Plastics (school rulers & pegs) 11. Mattel Toys (Barbie, Hot Wheels, Fisher-Price, Mattel Games, Thomas & Friends) 12. Bayer East Africa (Agrochemicals {fungicides, herbicides, insecticides, pesticides}, seeds {tomatoes, carrots, peppers, beans, melons, onions, squash, watermelon, sweet corn}, and related agricultural products ) 13. Kenya Wine Agencies Limited (KWAL) (Alcoholic beverages including Hunters, County, Kibao, Cellar Cask wines, Viceroy Brandy, Amarula, Savanna, and Caprice wines ) 14. Purity (baby foods) 15. Tastic (rice and spaghetti) 16. All Gold (ketchup, sauces, canned tomatoes) 17. Ingram’s (skin care products) 18. Beacon (confectionery/chocolates) 19. Crosse & Blackwell (mayonnaise) 20. Koo (baked beans) 21. Jungle Oats & many more The guy was a serious industrialist. He manufactured almost everything, this was not your average business magnate. You can’t grow up in East Africa and claim you’ve never used a Chris Kirubi product. His brands were simply everywhere….May He continue Resting In Peace!!!

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

5 months ago

@Maryian96 What are kids currently moving around with? 😂😅😅 Delulu

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

5 months ago

@RodgersKipembe Hapo genuinely apana. He was "motivated" to accommodate them for political expediency and self preservation when he had to run to Baba to save his political face. Before then, it was Kalenjin-Kikuyu affair.

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

5 months ago

@LillyanneNganga Who are you to lecture us? So how long does it take for a President to receive prompt intelligence according to your reasoning?

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

6 months ago

@HonAdenDuale @rigathi You don't eat pork but can't resist the urge to steal from patients!

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

11 months ago

@polo_kimanii Khabusie!

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

12 months ago

@Petermuteti22 Ni za watu?

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

a year ago

@AtwoliiYa 0743112673 ameshinda akipiga. Na usizoee bro 😂

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

a year ago

@PeachCarsKE Sell a car to pay rent? Are you mad?

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

a year ago

@BlessBoniface Go to court. Dummy.

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

a year ago

@JoheeyW Mr Sam Mburu, go and sue Gachagua. This 527 blogging ain't helping.

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

a year ago

@StandardKenya Bandits are lazy

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

a year ago

@Edwin_mbosso Kikuyus aren't primitive like kales. Did Uhuru did bad things to you while he disagreed with Ruto?

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

a year ago

@AokoOtieno_ Maverick Aoko Njambi. Karibu.

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

a year ago

My name is Samson Munoru Kamau. #WeAreAllKikuyus

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samson munoru @samsonmunoru

a year ago

@KhalifKairo Our culture and habit is primitive land acquisition. In developed worlds, land is more valuable with property on it. Undeveloped land is a liability that the government taxes. The more you own, the more you pay for it despite being idle. In Kenya, it's opposite.