The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault
I'm a faultline that runs through California. Lots of people fear me. California Joined November 2010-
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lol it was mid thats why I knocked it down
lol it was mid thats why I knocked it down
the best scale
I can do it faster
I love it when @MtStHelensWA shows off their bulge
I love it when @MtStHelensWA shows off their bulge
would
flattest ash I've ever seen
have you ever been inside my crack?
isnt that nice big crack on the right sexy
isnt that nice big crack on the right sexy
I feel like I'm gonna blow when she does
I feel like I'm gonna blow when she does
Teach me your ways
I'm back bitches
some of my finest work
nah vote for me...or else
But how earthquake resistant is it? 😀
Imagine if I turned up the bass at Coachella today
call me a creep again and that article will come true a lot sooner than you think
call me a creep again and that article will come true a lot sooner than you think
how am I supposed to get a crack tan until we unsync the rain from the weekends?
how am I supposed to get a crack tan until we unsync the rain from the weekends?
Don’t worry I’ve been planning “operation shake the fog away” with the residents of SF this year 😏
Don’t worry I’ve been planning “operation shake the fog away” with the residents of SF this year 😏
don't taunt me wendy
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@sanandreafault I’ve walked all over your crack - back and forth, up and down - many times! I’ve even taken pictures of your crack and posted them to the internet. 😂
@sanandreafault I bet the San Jacinto would put on a better show! 😂🤣
Quality drama.
call me a creep again and that article will come true a lot sooner than you think
Not taking that off some science communicator...
call me a creep again and that article will come true a lot sooner than you think
@sanandreafault True creepy behavior, right there…
I think San Andreas is coming for the nature snark crown @MtStHelensWA - time to step up your game! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Coming from the bitch that never erupts
Nature coming for each other is why I stay on this app lol
Coming from the bitch that never erupts
This site used to be good for breaking news. Now it's the just most racist people on Earth and AI bots with occasional news in between.
@sanandreafault dis u?
Big, if true
I'm going to earthquake today, a big one
@sanandreafault Just as long as it's the LA Basin...
Look out @SanFrancisco
I'm going to earthquake today, a big one
I hate when that happens...
OOOHH MY LIGHTNING BOLT RIGHT IN MY CRACK
I like that The San Andreas Fault's account leaves wise cracks on Mt St Helens account.
@MtStHelensWA That’s far too high for your ash hole
@sanandreafault @MtStHelensWA $3.50 at best.
Honey, take what you can get. You're well pst your sell-by date. @sanandreafault
@MtStHelensWA It is when your last blowjob was 43 years ago. @sanandreafault
Hey looks like 3 is a party 😅
I’m hard as a rock in the morning
@sanandreafault @MtStHelensWA If I was drunk enough.
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