skunk ape @sasqwalsh
hobbies include espionage and tax evasion Joined April 2011-
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@BasedStateDept Babe get my Bush Shorts out of the closet it's time to Rhodesia poast
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Please come home. The kids miss you @luka7doncic
Sorry I’m late boss, strobe (unedited) came on in the parking lot and I had to listen to the entire track before getting out of the car
Need tequila & burrito ASAP or it’s going to get ugly. Fast.
Owning a grill has immediately and significantly improved my overall quality of life
Real estate negotiations are the rush I never knew I needed. This must be what crack feels like
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@bombsfall The Mario brothes are Catholic. Wario and Waluigi are Greek Orthodox. Peach grew up Episcopalian but isn't that religious generally, more of a cultural Christian. Daisy is from a conservative southern Presbyterian family. Toad is a Sunni Muslim, of the Madhab al-Shafi'i tradition
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I can't decide which is my favorite #Birdland
Saved up for months, built up a small fortune, and proud to say I can now buy 3 gallons of gas and one (1) dozen eggs. God is great🙏🏽
It would be a shame to treat today’s winter weather office closure like a college snow day and pour myself a margarita before 9am. An absolute shame.
What if they made trail mix, but instead of all the nuts & raisins it was just m&m’s🤔
WE. ARE. BACK.
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Modern day Vince Papale
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Adley will be #2 to hit the warehouse on the fly. Book it
Adley will be #2 to hit the warehouse on the fly. Book it
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