ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

Middle school teacher turned instructional coach. Proud Latina. Mama. Lover of carbs. Opinions are very much mine. Joined July 2013

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

I need someone to explain how it is only 10:36 when I have clearly been at work for 17 hours already today.

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

I walked into winter break pregnant, happy, and healthy. I'm limping out of it with covid and a miscarriage. What a miserable end to 2022.

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

The How to Train Your Dragon soundtrack is a masterpiece, and I feel like I could take on the world (once properly caffeinated, of course) whenever I listen to it.

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

This has been the Mondayest Monday to ever Monday. Only soup dumplings can save it now.

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

Person: I called you and left a message Me: I'll definitely check that and call you back. Narrator: she was never going to check it and call them back, for she was a Millennial.

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

waiting for election results and the long weekend makes this the longest Wednesday ever.

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

However exciting your Saturday night might be, it can't compare to the rush of arguing with my husband about whether you measure a couch in length or width.

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

I was invited to present to three amazing classes today. It was so much fun to be in the classroom again for a full day of teaching.

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

Me: Son, we need to change your diaper Son: No no no! Me: Son! Guess what?! S: *raises skeptical eyebrow* Me: President Obama just called and said it's time to change your diaper! S: *busts out a huge smile* 'kay!

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

My laptop is more powerful than the computer that sent a man to the moon, and it can create all sorts of amazing art, graphics, and talk to people all over the world, but it absolutely CANNOT save a file with a dash in the title. Cool.

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

My chapstick rolled out of my upper cabinet, bounced once, and landed perfectly in my desk organizer thingy. I couldn't get that shot if I tried. No one was around to witness it either. Dang it. But here's a picture! You'll just have to believe me!

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

Someone in the office is playing Barnes and Noble jazz piano and my airpods are dead so this is now the worst Tuesday ever.

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

I put in a few pretty big print jobs to our print shop, which is in the same building I work out of. They sent me an email saying that my print jobs had been put into inter-district mail and to expect them in a day or two. I work 40 feet away. Where are my copies going?

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

How can someone drive past the speed limit sign and think, "yeah, I think I'll keep going twenty under that number"

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

Y'all I used to be so scared of Google Sheets/Excel. Turns out I just needed time to look up how to do everything and now it's just a nifty tool I can use. AND I can add pretty colors to everything!

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

I hobbled into work today. I am mouth breathing and sound like the Kraken when I cough. My airpods are also dead. This week is off to a spectacular start.

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

I slept for 12 hours, woke up, had coffee and am now ready to take a nap. I don't know why this cold virus's chose my body as the venue for its comeback tour after taking a two-year hiatus, but it sucks.

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ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC

3 years ago

I carried my kid for 41 weeks. I had him cut out of me. I nourished him for 14 months. And then he has the AUDACITY to give me his cold that somehow has flattened me but has made him level up in Toddlerness.