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15 years ago, this is how the Gilmore Girls marketing was done: a postcard TO BE MAILED IN THE ACTUAL MAIL.
Boobs seriously just are a pain in the butt. They get in the way
Having your period is just a HUGE inconvenience. Sure I'll get out of bed in the middle of the night just to change my freaking tampon. FML
I don't think there's anything better for a girl then getting her eyebrows waxed. Clean fresh eyebrows, ftw!
I think I have a problem. I'm hungry, but I'm also so lazy that I don't want to get up and go to the kitchen 😟
“@AverageGoal: Even if I was filthy rich I’d still eat macaroni and cheese every night. ” goals
Keep going, don't give up. I know someone needs this tonight.
Never lose touch with yourself. Take care of yourself first so you can much easier take care of others.
When everyone's like OMG TGIF and you still have to work... Fuck you
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