Not Me @schmidtism
Joined January 2011-
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It's hard being this good looking which is why I am #bald so I can lull those with hair into a false sense of security.
Sometimes I wonder why I don't get stopped and frisked on the subway...might be the bow tie in my pocket.
It can't be that hard to get a machete in Connecticut.
If I die I will haunt you silly.Don't expect sheets and chains. I'm coming naked armed with bad flavored silly string and techno music.
The #turtleneck seems to bring out the #backstreet #boy in me.
35 #pullups, 40 dips, 100 #push ups. All with 30 lbs extra on my back. And if you were #wondering, yes I am currently #unemployed.
Soup is an insult to mammals. We moved onto land for a reason.
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