Geronimo @schwindelmvp
This is a burner account for my irresponsible tweets Chicago, IL Joined March 2022-
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An agent of 45/47 is in friendly territory. The FIB’s aren’t familiar with my game (spending 50$ on touch tunes and smoking Marlboro 27’s)
I wish it was 1988 so I could smoke a cigarette in bed without the media blowing it out of proportion
Someone just came up to me in the club and asked if I had X. Do I give off those vibes? Should I feel too old? Am I right where I’m supposed to be?
I’m so jealous when a guy gets injured on the ice because It’s like you get to take a Percocet and skate. I’m just watching hockey on my couch
If I’m ever a big wig at a large company, first thing I do is walk to the stalls and check the quality of the TP. Buy premium and productivity would go through the roof
Still thinking about this GOAT (socially inept coworker who underperformed from his first day until his last)
Still thinking about this GOAT (socially inept coworker who underperformed from his first day until his last)
Why did I just google “Donald Fagen statue” and get no results??? He deserves one at the White House at the very least
I’m a grown ass man lying on the floor of my parent’s basement reaching for my vape under the couch
He got canned
My favorite coworker is the spacey one that wore shorts one day and stands up to look out the window when someone honks (we are in the loop)
If judges home run hit my glove and I didn’t catch it I would simply kill myself
She gave me her instagram not her number. DOWN BUT NOT OUT
Got in another Uber back from the burbs and the dude didn’t make me put on a mask. Then he played steely dan. Coincidence? I think not
Got in another Uber back from the burbs and the dude didn’t make me put on a mask. Then he played steely dan. Coincidence? I think not
Is a sweatshirt with a coffee stain on it fashionable? Asking for a friend
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