Scott @scottjal

My name isn’t Ben but I play one at work. Columbia South Carolina. Executive Producer / Knight of No Agenda ⛨ Σ jalbert.me US Joined March 2014

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Scott @scottjal

2 years ago

Dear @googlechrome I never want to perform a web search for the term “localhost”.

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3 years ago

iphone update is off to a great start.

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3 years ago

We don’t need no stinking badges

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3 years ago

Man this Twilio breach is a gift that just keeps on giving.

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My first order of business with #FoodIntelligence and the @beefinitiative was to secure my #MarketAccess to tge best beef in tgecworld. Scale from there. Started with a handshake. @kandccattle @JasonWrich @TirBluen @sacredsongfarm

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3 years ago

Nothing instills confidence more than a system security dialogue box with (not responding) in the title bar.

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3 years ago

It’s a 9.8 Critical CVSS 3 kind of Friday.

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Scott @scottjal

5 years ago

Free lawnmower sign on the side of the road. Check my utility trailer, full of trash I didn’t take to the dump. Start pulling that off to make room for free mower, get stung by a bee about right away. I’m gonna take that as a sign and stop right here.

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5 years ago

Amazon review bribery.

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5 years ago

Late to the game but just discovered Apple removed creating a new genius playlist from iOS. Used to use that all the time, it was great.

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5 years ago

You might have a problem with technology if you are putting web site URL links in a word document attached to an email that you send to a distribution list.

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5 years ago

Dear @MicrosoftTeams nothing gets me to aggressively uninstall an app more than popping up some signup window when I boot my computer. Nobody wants that and it hurts your reputation.