Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

See you over on Bluesky: https://t.co/w7vTxqfRvS United Kingdom Joined June 2009

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

5 months ago

A YouTuber with 110 million subscribers can't be wrong, can they? 🤔 youtu.be/pVI_smLgTY0

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

7 months ago

There's desperation, and then there's desperation. At least he'll have a closer view when he celebrates as we get relegated. Then again, maybe he'll prove me wrong, but I'm not optimistic about it.

Derby County @dcfcofficial

7 months ago

There's desperation, and then there's desperation. At least he'll have a closer view when he celebrates as we get relegated. Then again, maybe he'll prove me wrong, but I'm not optimistic about it.

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

10 months ago

40% off a Premium shithole is still a shithole. No thanks.

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David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @David_Leavitt

11 months ago

Elon Musk wouldn’t want you to share this post that bluesky is the number one app on iOS and Threads is the number three app Don’t retreat this or follow me on both Elon Musk wouldn’t be happy if you did

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

11 months ago

I think it's finally the time to transition over to Bluesky and escape this Elon Musk shitshow. Feel free to follow me at: bsky.app/profile/scottp…

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

11 months ago

And derailed Cov's revival at the same time. #DCFC ⚽🐏

Derby County @dcfcofficial

11 months ago

And derailed Cov's revival at the same time. #DCFC ⚽🐏

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

12 months ago

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

a year ago

I warn folks about vendor lock-in, but do they listen? Nope! And now it's biting them on their proverbial ass* when a vendor changes their terms of service. *bank balance

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

a year ago

Ooof! Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to the four remaining Tory leadership candidates. Repugnant individuals who would each sell their own grandmother in an instant.

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

a year ago

I'm so glad I'm not an Oasis fan. It sounds like it has been hell for them in trying to purchase a ticket online via TicketDisaster 😬

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

a year ago

From BBC News: “Apple and Linux users, unaffected, rejoiced.” 😜

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

a year ago

If you've got children and have watched a show called In The Night Garden, you'll know that this is the Pinky Ponk — or the ‘Flying Haemorrhoid’ as I like to call it 🤣

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

a year ago

I'm glad he got to see his mighty Rams get promoted before passing. Although I didn't know him personally, you could tell he was a lovely man with a heart of gold, thanks to @BBCDerby. Rest in peace, Colin 🖤🤍⚽🐏 Condolences to his family and friends. #dcfc #ColinIsGoingUp

BBC Derby @BBCDerby

a year ago

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

2 years ago

Here's the cause of Gregg's technical issues earlier today... 😜

Greggs @GreggsOfficial

2 years ago

Here's the cause of Gregg's technical issues earlier today... 😜 https://t.co/dXeTTUIxH8

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

2 years ago

That's a massive, massive win for #DCFC against a strong promotion rival today ⚽🐏👍

BBC Sport Derby @BBCDerbySport

2 years ago

That's a massive, massive win for #DCFC against a strong promotion rival today ⚽🐏👍

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

2 years ago

Just don't lose today, please! ⚽🐏🤞

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

2 years ago

Dear Amazon. 1. I don't own, and have never owned, a Mac. 2. I'll never buy an Apple product for myself, let alone a Mac. 3. Surely you have enough data about me to know this is one of the worst suggestions ever. Or maybe you don't? 🤔😜

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

2 years ago

neowin.net/news/microsoft… @Microsoft force-installs the Windows Backup app but stops you removing it because it's a ‘system component’. Your personal computer and data isn't yours anymore; it's Microsoft's to do with as they please. #DisrespectingTheUser #WhatsYoursIsMicrosofts

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

2 years ago

I'll be a step closer to heaven at 47.

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Scott Parsloe @scottparsloe

2 years ago

Did I miss a massive sale of puffer jackets in the last 6-12 months? I feel like I'm seeing people dressed up like walking sleeping bags absolutely bloody everywhere at the moment 😜