Accidentally ingesting an aphrodesiac, Penelope fell into a trance. The juno reactor within threw her endorphins into overdrive, and by shear impulse, she grabbed the first male cat her eyes set upon and refused to let go, despite the other's protest.
"Rabbit speak?" The raccoon puzzled.
"No, doc. It's Wabbit speak!" The hare retorted. "Ya gotta emphasize the 'eeeeeeh,' like yer life depends on it."
The little 'coon struggled with his pronunciations, heaving harder than he would have lifting a boulder.
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Every second the horse spent with that rufescent retard required every bit of his energy that could have been spared for leisure. Even that rascally rabbit outwitted him!
"Heeeeyyyyy! You're not duh masked ma-ro-derrrr!" the red-haired hero keenly observed.
"That's right! You win the sixty-four-dollar question." The little bear reached out and yanked his belt, snapping it back into a ringing vibrato. "So long, Sam. See you in the funny papers!"
As soon as she laid her sights on that male alley cat, up went the oxytocin and down the inhibitions. The real problem began when the male cat tried to pry off the extra layer of fur with a crowbar.
"It's a charm of fortune, young lad," the whimsical wolf chimed. "Just follow that path over there and you'll reach the pot of gold!"
Excited, the hare followed suit, but when reaching the rainbow's end, he found a pot alright, to which the wolf snatched him and threw him inside!
Finally. After swindling that pig into accepting an addition to his stead, the conniving little mongrel fixed a martini, crawled upon the backyard hammock, and reposed for the afternoon, snug and smug. His favorite axiom came to mind: the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
"Just a minute there, bub! I justa 'bout had it wich yeah an' yer shenanigans..."
The hare began to lose patience with this would-be hero with the IQ of an eggplant.
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