Toast @seagrapejelly
Sometime scientist. Politics/military/foreign affairs. Sweary. Single mum, 2 kids, 3 dogs, 2 jobs. Too much education, too little sleep. Not that kind of Dr. Joined January 2017-
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To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I'm posting a picture of Blitz, who eats dog beds, Teddy, who’s super lazy, and Moo who is perfect but is almost 15.
To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I'm posting a picture of Blitz, who eats dog beds, Teddy, who’s super lazy, and Moo who is perfect but is almost 15. https://t.co/sTvv9l9Ijs
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
I just tasted this for the first time and it’s so weird. Like skinless marshmallows.
Guess the slope and the stairs are the Netherlands and Belgium 🥲
Why not all 3 😭
Anzac Day tomorrow, my lovelies. Do you have your biscuit ingredients ready? taste.com.au/recipes/anzac-…
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One key reason many men don’t recognise our roles in preventing and reducing rape is that we don't realise that most rapes are by men known to the victim, in a familiar location, without serious physical injury, and that rapes are common. Many men have a mistaken idea of rape 1/6
Who would you be as a cartoon character? Calvin was actually one of my nicknames in College
Who would you be as a cartoon character? Calvin was actually one of my nicknames in College https://t.co/PX92yfG1wP
Teddy would like to show you all his new toy
Morning! How are we all celebrating Earth Day this year?
Dan Kim, new cat dad @danielmkim
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Destiny is tired of y.. @Destinysraven
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Christopher Martin �.. @ChrisMartin1961
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NM Gal, probably not .. @NM_gal
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Bruccia @brujun
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Tonight might be taco Tuesday for some but for me: Lupe Tortilla at home steak fajitas hack on warm HEB tortillas
@seagrapejelly @IanBenn71310612 @GPatrick @demondawg2021 @YoursINegritude Right? DNF or DQ (for some silly technical reason) is just a gut punch. I have never DQ'd or been carded. I have DNF'd and it sucks.
@seagrapejelly @peopleareatrip1 We should get t-shirts or something..
@seagrapejelly Astonishing. You'd have a laugh.
@seagrapejelly @IanBenn71310612 @demondawg2021 @GPatrick @YoursINegritude So no rando walnut holders in that hot shack eh??
@seagrapejelly The screens on my computer fan intakes concur, and are also sampling human remains at an abnormally high rate.
@seagrapejelly @IanBenn71310612 @GPatrick @demondawg2021 @YoursINegritude DNF . . . ugggh. Sorry!
@seagrapejelly The crazy is pants on head, out of the facility this morning.
@seagrapejelly @MasonFlakeAlpha @IanBenn71310612 @GPatrick @demondawg2021 Hostless bacteria are happier, I know it somewhere in my hindbrain.
@seagrapejelly Wow…some folks just need to have their cameras and social media accounts taken away. 🧐
@seagrapejelly And Cheese. And Sour Cream. Chives. Little Pepper. Yassssss.
@seagrapejelly I am freakishly hungry, now, after having seen this photo: the power of the Potato Image.
@seagrapejelly It's probably for the best.
@seagrapejelly This prompts me to recall the joke which Bill Murray's character told a group of psychiatrists and attendants, at the facility where Richard Dreyfuss hoped to imprison him, in the film "What About Bob?"
@seagrapejelly His listeners in the Bible Belt let out a collective “Whew!”
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