Austin “Can-Opener” McCallister CFA @secPM5
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@carson_tk This needs to be in the player pack of the D1 lacrosse team in 2028.
@SmailsBushwood @golfclubenjoyer Concord is a great track. Doesn’t get enough credit
@golfclubenjoyer Totally agree with this list. Adding Pine Brook (Weston) and Concord both heavily slept on. Can throw in Boston GC as well.
@KlubniksBruner I have not broken the seal yet. However it is imminent
@freddydanger69 You are now required to go home with her roommate.
@PumpJackLarryIV 40 yd dash
No good deed goes unpunished. #thatsbaseball #hattrick
@JohnJerkmate Ballsack, Had Canes for lunch today. Otherwise I’m getting it from life, no lube. See you in Valhalla. Austin
@BradHome12 Has she been educated on StarWars the Clone Wars? Might be time to indoctrinate.
@nathaniel2times Never kill yourself
@ManzielBagMan67 Studied in Italy - best time of my life
@LANKdevteam We see the tat bro #putthatshitawayforever
@StevePeter72621 @WillAlverson This was never political nor was there ever a reason to make it political. Why does it matter if he wears MAGA underwear or Joe Biden underwear or Communist underwear? He’s a person at the end of the day and it shouldn’t matter what his beliefs are compared to everyone else’s.
@hockey12367 @WillAlverson I don’t know if there’s an outright HF but definitely some wealth management and private investment groups.
@Mattbeleskeycac Earned that sophomore title after a few rotations in the GreasyDC circuit. Badge of honor.
@horseburgh I hear you and raise Lamar Miller. #lank
April “Pillbox” D... @AprilJulsDay
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Boobie Miles @skitzenburgh
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Chad Cuckington, CFP @chadingtoncfp
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Bloke “BG” Griffi... @BlokeGriffin
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Steel Pipe @horseburgh
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KingVlam @Kingvlam69
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Olukai @jackiesenjoyer
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Richard “Beer” Hu... @bigrickhurts
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Patton Byars @pattonbyars
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High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry
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John Jerkmate @JohnJerkmate
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SMU Men’s Lacrosse @SMULacrosse
3K Followers 133 Following this account is not affiliated with SMU. Follow along for game updates for the SMU MCLA Men’s Lacrosse Team #PonyUp
Boobie Miles @skitzenburgh
7 Followers 5 Following 6X APA CHAMPION | Turkey melt | Aaron Rodgers 3rd biggest fan | Schizophrenia Awareness | RIP Kirk | Go Stillers
Negligible Capital @negligible_cap
19K Followers 674 Following Stocks mostly. Long and short Not advice
Chad Cuckington, CFP @chadingtoncfp
624 Followers 434 Following White | Miller Light | 3x DUI Allegation Survivor | 315lb bench | Retired Tank Ripper | Trust Fund Recipient | 6ft
Bloke “BG” Griffi... @BlokeGriffin
735 Followers 607 Following #1 Justin Herbert Supporter | 2025 White Boy of the Year runner-up | always serious, never sarcastic
Steel Pipe @horseburgh
218 Followers 30 Following Horse adjacent | Aphi formal ‘26 | Stillers | Stimulants | Run the damn ball
The Notorious Greg Hi... @GregHirschRoyco
385 Followers 599 Following Gregory John Hirsch "Greg The Egg", Chasing the bag, Former D3 Athlete, Brother of 1, Here to stay.
Maj. Gen. Ambrose Bur... @AmbroseBurnyr
329 Followers 497 Following I like Billy Strings music. I enjoy Miami Hurricanes football. USGA rules govern all play. Touchtunes terrorist. Turn JB up. ISO Panic NYE tix
KingVlam @Kingvlam69
29 Followers 102 Following Hinsdale| pi kappa alpha 29’| recovering chud | boys with jack mcfadden
Olukai @jackiesenjoyer
104 Followers 170 Following UaLaw2008| ZTA charmer | anti yankee | Dire straits enthusiast |former rush chair | double bogey artist |Mild day trader
Hammer Capital @yourfavorito
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Exec Sum @exec_sum
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Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g
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Bubbles @Clemson_Bubbles
721 Followers 581 Following Starring in hit TV show Trailer Park Boys Clemson Alum #DUUUVAL
Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire
21K Followers 543 Following Having a laugh about everything wrong with the shining city on a hill | Parody account, not affiliated with The Boston Globe | For the people
JUNK BOND ANALYST �... @junkbondanalyst
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Johnny “Cheese-Whiz... @millerswhizzer
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The boutique banker @boutique_banker
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Yip Strickler @YipStrickler
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College Confessions @collegefessing
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Off-Cycle IB Intern, ... @IBjunioranalyst
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Barstool Clemson @BarstoolClemson
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Trekeitheon Mitchell @trekeitheon
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Brandt “The Golden ... @sneds_brandt
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Baughn Harris @dollardognight_
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DML @drakemayeloverr
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TTTiger @SaucyTiger24
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Richard “Beer” Hu... @bigrickhurts
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