Seen on the Tube @seenonthetube

Love it when women do their make up on the tube. It's v hard not to look. This lady is scrubbing blusher on with much vigour.Onto her chin??

Woman in front of me on the tube was reading some saucy literature on her Kindle this AM, turned round and saw me reading it like this o_O.

RT @beckybentley: Cheers very much to the cow on the tube who covered her face with her jumper when i sniffed through HAYFEVER.

RT @NyhafromNorfolk: Man on the tube is using his turban to hold his phone as a hands free. #resourceful

Fluffy bumble-bee, minding his own business, flying around the tube carriage..WHAM!! Old guy swipes it to the ground & steps on it. Silence.

RT @comeon_dover: Girl on tube cleaning out goo from her boyfriends eye - true love? No bloody disgusting! #pigcommuters

RT @CezPun there was a man on the tube this evening wearing a pink flannel shirt. Took a lot of my will power not to hug him.

Still laughing about the guy who dropped off on the tube and ended up headbutting the pole next to me earlier. (Via @MariaPMPotter:)

There was a chicken bone on the tube. Who would actually leave a chicken bone on the seat? #baffled VIA @LeanneBerty02

Getting some bizarre looks whilst dip dye ing my nails on the tube (effect achieved by hand blending black and red)

Seen on the board at Angel tube station last night: "Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.'

RT @starry___eyed: Dog on the tube! #dogdogdog :)

Just experienced the happy carriage on tube. Cunt bellowing through megaphone about it being the 'Happy Carriage' I got off .To boos. #cunt

This woman on the tube is wearing a mini skirt and her legs are covered in dark hair -.- (Via @LeilaAmberX)

LOL. I seen a grown woman sucking her thumb yesterday on the tube. Utter shock! (Via @ashleyestwd)

Love this! RT @innocentdrinks: Animals on the underground (you'll never look at a tube map in the same way again) visualnews.com/2011/02/25/ani…

This is great! RT @innocentdrinks: Animals on the underground (you'll never look at tube map in the same way again) bit.ly/LyVLUCrground/

Dude opposite me on the tube eyeballed me.. gave him a friendlly nod.. look of disgust in return! #LondonLife

Next time you're trying to take a pic of a stranger on the tube, try taking off the flash first girl #epicfail #imnotblind #schoolboyerror

Guy gets on the tube eating the fattest bag of cheesy Doritos I've ever seen. Licking his fingers and all sorts. It's 5.30 am. #Trampy