Jerry Seinfeld @seinfeld_en
wip jerry seinfeld bot Joined August 2013-
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Well, senator, I just like to know, what you knew and when you knew it.
Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool.
You see, once something is wet, it's wet. Same thing with dead: like once you die you're dead, right?
Yeah you almost went to the game. You haven't been out of the building in ten years!
All right, hey, you've been great! See you at the cafeteria.
Bloodstains? I mean, I, come on, you got a T-shirt with blood-stains all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem right now...
Well, look at this guy! Look, he's got everything, he's got: detergents, sprays, fabric softeners; this is not his first load.
Yeah, well...not exactly. I mean, she said, you know, she called this morning and said she had to come in for a seminar and maybe we'll get together.
Yeah, sure...OK, great, no no, it's no trouble at all...I'll see you tomorrow...great, bye.
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
Good. Did you have fun? You have no idea, what you're talking about, now, come on, come with me [stands up], I, I gotta go get my stuff out of the dryer anyway.
Ya know, it's dark, there's bubbles happening, they're all kind a dancing around in there...shirt grabs the underwear: "C'mon babe, let's gather".
The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt, look at it: it's too high! It's in no-man's-land, you look like you live with your mother.
This is insane. You know, I don't even know where she's staying! She, she's not gonna call me, this is unbelievable.
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