semopt @semopt

Read good books Support non-AI comedy 1900hottdogg and ex-Cracked writers, Podcasts that don’t rhyme with Roe Schmogan, pickled Quail eggs, and other stuff. notawebsite.com SE Missouri Joined January 2015

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semopt @semopt

2 days ago

This. Just this.

Todd Spence @Todd_Spence

4 days ago

This. Just this.

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Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee

6 days ago

Literally how it’s going‼️

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Whooping feet @WhoopingFeet

3 weeks ago

Charlie Kirk said black people were better off in slavery and subjugation before the 1940’s. “It was bad & it was evil but they committed less crimes” So I dnt wanna hear yall tears frfr

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Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice

a month ago

FOX (“EDITS THE TAPES”) NEWS MUST CANCEL THEIR WEEKEND STINKERS IMMEDIATELY!!! THEY ARE VERY DISHONEST AND ALL THEY DO IS TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (AND MANY SAY THE MOST HANDSOME IN HISTORY, THANK YOU!). LARA TRUMP’S “SHOW” IS A TOTAL DISASTER. NO…

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Cody Johnston @drmistercody

2 months ago

I was enjoying Alien: Earth until it became clear they were going to criticize corporations and focus on a short-haired female. Go woke, go broke!

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Mosab Abu Toha @MosabAbuToha

2 months ago

Important post: These are the people that Israel wants you to believe are stealing aid. I posted about this a few days ago. These people are from a big family in Gaza who work to secure aid and commercial trucks. You saw them on the trucks. Israel told you they were Hamas…

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Cody Johnston @drmistercody

2 months ago

Alexa show me a scene where everyone involved with this goes to prison. Include Spider-Man for some reason.

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

2 months ago

Alexa show me a scene where everyone involved with this goes to prison. Include Spider-Man for some reason.

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Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul

2 months ago

I wore a headscarf to honor a fallen Muslim NYPD officer at his funeral. Respecting a grieving family’s faith is “wut” leaders and anyone with basic decency would do.

Ted Cruz @tedcruz

2 months ago

I wore a headscarf to honor a fallen Muslim NYPD officer at his funeral. Respecting a grieving family’s faith is “wut” leaders and anyone with basic decency would do.

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Nick Mark MD @nickmmark

2 months ago

ICU Doc here. Opioid overdoses don’t look like this. You physically can’t absorb fentanyl from an “exposure” like this. Another clue is that people who are actually overdosing don’t shout “I need narcan.” The medical term for this is a panic attack.

Collin Rugg @CollinRugg

2 months ago

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Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin

2 months ago

August desperately needs a holiday, something to help us get through, maybe specifically celebrated with ice cream and other cold desserts. I suggest calling it RIWBAF Day (pronounced roobaff, stands for Remember It Won't Be August Forever) but open to ideas.

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semopt @semopt

2 months ago

#hetrumpedus Great use of A1 I love that Paramount basically paid them about a billion dollars and they have that F-U money to do whatever they want. Including THIS 🤣 The PSA contains synthetic media youtu.be/Afetnw70S04?si… via @YouTube

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Adam Threeze @ChalicothereX

4 months ago

dont think i really understood the concept of national humiliation an hour ago

Acyn @Acyn

4 months ago

dont think i really understood the concept of national humiliation an hour ago

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Elai @elaifresh

4 months ago

There’s still poetry on the internet

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Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin

4 months ago

Real authors probably don't celebrate random-ass milestones like this but the new book has over 10k ratings on Goodreads. I mean can you imagine Ernest Hemingway or David Foster Wallace celebrating this kind of thing