Serverless In Seattle @serverlessInSea
Engineer | @Columbia alum Seattle, WA Joined December 2010-
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Half mast in Seattle 🫡
You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.
Anyone know what that parade is going down 4th ave in Downtown Seattle right now? Looks like a celebration rather than a protest. Everyone had Belarus (?) flags?
I just felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of small and affordable kitchen top grills suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly unplugged.
So uhh, why hasn’t anyone mentioned yet that the new iPad Air is actually heavier than the iPad Pro.
Recently bought Meta Raybans for vacation and then saw this and was able to implement simple object detection within an hour.
Recently bought Meta Raybans for vacation and then saw this and was able to implement simple object detection within an hour. https://t.co/hbYDC9Jk0X
> ssh into VPS hosted in space to check logs > die of stroke trying to figure out timezones because someone used LocalTime
> ssh into VPS hosted in space to check logs > die of stroke trying to figure out timezones because someone used LocalTime
JD Vance sounds like a car salesman. JD Vance! Bad credit? No problem! We can get you in a car and off the lot, today! The only way to advance, is JD Vance!
“I like a crisp document and a messy meeting.” @JeffBezos on @lexfridman
Last time the @Browns won in Seattle? 1989 This guy was the QB. Yes, 1989.
Me seeing Nick Chubb’s injury
I’ve been in a pretty “mathy” part of tech for a decade. I have a degree in mathematics (again, that was a decade ago). Yet, I just now remembered I had a dream/nightmare last night where I was forced to do integration by parts.
I wish Zillow had a comment section so people could just talk mad shit. That might actually correct the housing market.
We survived - we were posted up at 13 (Azalea). Didn’t get to see @TigerWoods - still not sure he exists. Guess I have to go to another Major to see him play.
We survived - we were posted up at 13 (Azalea). Didn’t get to see @TigerWoods - still not sure he exists. Guess I have to go to another Major to see him play.
Is the anti-bot initiative at Twitter finally working? I have 10% less followers in the past week which would make sense since most of them were garbage accounts…

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