serv0 @servzero

Cognitive dissident Joined November 2022

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serv0 @servzero

14 hours ago

The last time I fit in a tub was at least when I was maybe twelve. This is what is marketed as a full size soaking tub.

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serv0 @servzero

2 days ago

TIL that my grandmother attended the University of Nevada Las Vegas.

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JK Johnny @_JohnnyJones

2 days ago

I three have a gun.

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I ended up staying up super late last night talking to my mom about conspiracy theories. Some she agreed with me on, some she had never heard of. Oddly enough, the one thing we didn't agree on was the moon landing. She is quite adamant that we never went to the moon.

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serv0 @servzero

3 days ago

My wife had a doctor appointment this morning. The doctor refused to see her... because she was sick. Covid broke so many brains.

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serv0 @servzero

3 days ago

I feel like a combination of a sad country song and a Pepto Bismal commercial. My hip gave out, my knee blew up, my foot is all sore, and I got diarrhea and nausea.

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serv0 @servzero

4 days ago

Claude has been "Caramelizing" for a long time... should I be concerned?

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The Watcher On The Web @WatcherontheWeb

5 days ago

You realize that in 1984 Winston was essentially a Wikipedia moderator right?

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serv0 @servzero

5 days ago

The best way to learn how to install Linux or any other Unix system is to run "rm -rf /".

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Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV

6 days ago

This is a new ploy that the police have adopted. Giving social media bans to people after they are arrested for speech. It's to stop the person from garnering support and getting a lot of eyes on their case, because the less people watching the case means it will be easier for…

GB Politics @GBPolitcs

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Stocking Mill Coffee @smcroasters

7 days ago

Creasy Bear Tshirt on the site!!!! For a great cause our new fall design. stockingmillcoffee.com/products/creas…

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serv0 @servzero

a week ago

What the hell does the Man in the Yellow Hat do for a living? He's got an apartment in a doorman building in NYC, a house in backwoods New England, and everywhere he goes nobody can seem to tell him he can't bring his monkey there. And don't get me started on the so called…