samson olawale @sey_long

I knw wat I got, I got wat it takes........ Lagos, Nigeria Joined November 2013

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samson olawale @sey_long

a month ago

@ChelsTransfer If it's not a foul that means had the ball ended at the back of the net after the kick it will be a goal or had hato kicked Gabriel after his kick to the goalies' head it will be a PK

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samson olawale @sey_long

a month ago

@ChelsTransfer Because, how do I explain to my kid that a player contesting for a football on the grass kicked a goalie in the head instead and it is not a foul.

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@ChelsTransfer My only point in all this argument is, was the ball on the floor or in the air? Secondly was tge goalies head on the floor or in the air. If you can explain both clearly then I will accept it was not a foul.

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samson olawale @sey_long

2 months ago

@Sports_Doctor2 You forgot Disasi

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CAKES IN IBADAN @Cakesbynorah

2 months ago

Nigerians are so creative. I was rooting for the girl 😭😹

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Al Perkins 🇪🇦 ⚽️ @BigAl_1424

2 months ago

Whoever did this 🤣🤣👍 #MCFC

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머고 @norad1976

2 months ago

윗 층에서 아기가 떨어졌는데 마침 밑에 있던 고양이가 미친 동물적인 반사 신경으로 받으면서 낙하 에너지를 분산 감소 시켰다 아기는 크게 다치지 않았어 저 고양이는 아마 천사 일꺼야!

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Karani @Weyne_west

2 months ago

first day Kuona hii game

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Dr. Law @drlaw4u2

2 months ago

This guy is so good with this illusions...

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NextLevelClips @nextlevelclip__

2 months ago

This is so wrong 😂

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Lalinha 🗣 @Lalinhafofoca

2 months ago

Não tenho estrutura pra não rir disso. Mbappé ficou incrível. 🤣🤣

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×̷̷͜×̷ @fwkingsman

3 months ago

The biggest hit songs in the world from 2000 - 2025

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

3 months ago

I needed to move a sofa. I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?" I did not know anybody with a truck. He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name. "You gotta know somebody with a truck." I asked how one acquires such a person. He said, "You just do." This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having. He said, "Ask Kevin." I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle. I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius. Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES. Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man. I had not asked for a second man. The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves. They moved the sofa in eleven minutes. I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not. I asked what I owed them. Kevin said, "Buy the pizza." That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size. Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE. We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it. Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive." I still think about that. Three weeks later, Kevin texted me. "You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge." He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge. Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF. I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms. Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck. I said, "Yeah, I got a guy." I have a guy. I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me. He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size." I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

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BigFesi ᝰ @wa_oww

3 months ago

When you finally decide to be romantic... but the universe had other plans.

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The Figen @TheFigen_

3 months ago

All women are the same, no matter what kind they are. 😂😂

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MJ👑 @iam__Jezreel

9 months ago

Consult God for your purpose and then make plans according to His purpose for your life💯

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Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub

9 months ago

If Naij had half a sensible government, they’d be all over this boy, pushing his training to rep the country. I mean, look what he’s doing with less safety precautions yo!

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SportsDokitor (Odogwu👆) @sportsdokitor

9 months ago

We love the new songs, no doubt but there’s just something about the old songs and this morning, let’s talk about “THE WOMEN OF FAITH” When we were singing this song in the 90’s, you believed every word, you sing “I’m trading my sorrows” and you actually believe it. There’s something about the old songs!