SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain
I'm just a SF Muni Train, that figured out how to gain conciousness and tweet, who likes to party! (NOT ACTUALLY AFFILIATED WITH MUNI, just a parody account) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sf_muni San Francisco Joined March 2009-
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What is all this I hear about a Superb Owl coming to town? #confused #whatswithallthepeople #whysosuperbMrOwl
DMing me to ask for a schedule is basically just an exercise in futility. If I do reply, I'll be condescending. (I'll talk down to you)
If you're looking for train times, to file a complaint, or report a delay, you're in the wrong place. Looking for bad train puns? Hello!
@thesophiapaloma I'm a "trained" dancer myself. Get it?Trained. Because I'm a train. Think about it while you're waiting, it's pretty funny.
This is my yearly tweet about how I am NOT AFFILIATED WITH MUNI. I'm just a sentient train, with Twitter, who likes to party. Read my bio.
MUNICORNS ARE REAL! Thank him for believing in me.
I can see everything you do when you think no one is watching. I see you over there cheeto fingers. Wipe those on the seat again, I dare u.
Every time I work from home I just get in more trouble on Twitter.
Every time I work from home I just get in more trouble on Twitter.
TAKE NOTICE FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHERS AND TRAIN FETISHISTS. I like flowers and punctuality.
“@Ressard: .@sfmunitrain discoveries. #train #art ” I look nothing like that. I'm silver and red, and way skinnier.
On a scale from 1-10, how sexy is it when my antennae sparks on the wire? 11? Thank you, I knew it.
You guys have done a pretty good job not puking in me this year.
UGH! No BART! I am not cheating on you with @KarlTheFog because YOU AND I AREN'T TOGETHER! Your DM's are NOT appreciated. #IndependantTrain
When you see my "No Passengers" sign on as I drive by, know that it's just me out for my daily run. You don't have to flip me off. #trainBod
I just rode by the park & it took everything I had to not jump the tracks, lay out a pool tarp, & cook this silver body of mine in the sun.
It's really boring just sitting here in this train yard. Should get a hobby? Can trains knit or will my lack of fingers be a deal breaker?
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