Shivansh Sharma @sh1vnsh

Jurisprudence is just a series of philosophical diss tracks with too much vocab.

Professors condemning AI generated texts in research assignments gives the same vibe as school teachers demanding handwritten summer projects. The education system rewards unnecessary labour that will be irrelevant in a few years.

I honestly see why lawyers are so so egotistic/cocky like bro if I went through this much and this extreme competition and end up entering the big leagues, even I’d feel this validated

Colosseum to court. Stakes dropped pretty quick.

Too true I’m scared

Moving to #Threads made me realise I should rather revive my Twitter account

The idea that time is an illusion breaks my brain. There are many weird ideas in physics, but that one... that, as Einstein said, "distinction between past, present & future is an illusion" is just too weird. The arrow of time seems fundamental to my cognition, but maybe not?

You know you belong in a gym when you can walk in - connect your phone to the sound system - hit your playlist, all without asking anyone.

I'm a conservative. Food conservative. Like, bro; don't put mayonnaise on my dahi puri or cheese in my bhel wtf?

When politicians promise free electricity, water, houses and pocket money to women at election time it means only one thing. Their economic policies failed.

Poetry: हजारों ख्वाहिशें ऐसी कि हर ख्वाहिश पे दम निकले बहुत निकले मेरे अरमाँ, लेकिन फिर भी कम निकले Economics: Human wants are unlimited but the resources are limited.

Judge : *overrules all the objections of my lawyer* Me (who has binge-watched Suits, Boston Legal, Law & Order etc.) : I plead the fifth. Le JudgeSaab:

Well, Lucifer seems badass cause it's set-up in Los Angeles. If it were an Indian series, it'd be somewhere between Naagin and Saavdhaan India in Goa.