Tamerlane Potter @shallowkid
Oh god, it's hot. I'm melting. Plz send help in from of plane ticket to Alaska. MISSISSIPPI BITCHES Joined March 2009-
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If all the adult members of the Santorum family died, who would you rather adopt your kids, a gay couple or a Muslim couple? #cnndebates
@wiggsd Sorry to hear that. Fiscal policy is important, but can be dry sometimes. Here's something more fun: tinyurl.com/y8ufsnp #WHChat
@alysonmiers Are there any 'ships in your book? If so, I volunteer to start the tinhattery
@alysonmiers How IS the book going? Sample chapter?
I just came to the shitty realization that I can't dead lift my 11-year-old niece because she's too heavy. FFS.
@Baranduyn that's f'ed up. What kind of 8 year old even has anything to wax?
Nobody gives a fuck about your Civic that sounds like a weedeater. Even I know that car ain't fast.
Stuck in Commissary waiting for change. Stupid code red exercise.
A man asking a woman out for a date is apparently sexist. Fuck off, reddit.
@caco_patane Do you have the end of the world nutjobs there or is it just us? Tomorrow is supposed to be the big day!
Took the spawn on a run. He's got a ways to go if he wants a beret! Hah! #badparenting
@caco_patane At Keesler AFB in Mississippi with the family. Recently jumped out of a plane :D
I guess Obama going to church on Easter isn't enough of a "statement" for FundieCons. Stay classy, guys.
@caco_patane Are you still bike adventuring?
30 minutes of, uh, some sort of yard work has produced two epic blisters. Lady, hands, etc.
@Baranduyn I've been watching the debacle on Fox News. Its great. Like reading a Harmony board in the glory days.
90% of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion? Really, señor Kyl?
Wish the Rs would hurry up and respond to the budget agreement claim. I want a damn shower.
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Doug Potter @depotterjr
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CRAFTSWOMAN FOR LIZ W... @alysonmiers
522 Followers 752 Following Developing my post-apocalyptic skill set. Born in 1980, running on caffeine and anger since 2006. She/her
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Ken Jeong @kenjeong
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CRAFTSWOMAN FOR LIZ W... @alysonmiers
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Lipstick Libertine @liplibertine
9 Followers 32 Following Beauty, fashion, and lifestyle tips from a dilettante.
Doug Potter @depotterjr
35 Followers 56 Following blue state city mouse living as red state country mouse
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Wil Wheaton @wilw
2.3M Followers 5 Following This account is no longer active. If there is a blue check here, I had nothing to do with it. Elon Musk is a garbage human. #BlackLivesMatter #ProtectTransKids
Chuck Palahniuk @chuckpalahniuk
436K Followers 141 Following Official X. Check out my Substack for writing advice, prompts and anecdotes from my career. New book SHOCK INDUCTION now out.





