Shane @shanehall31
Creator of @TridentDeck. Co-creator of some children. Forklift certified. I finished the nachos. #Broncos #Mariners #Rockies Pierce County, WA Joined March 2013-
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All of broncos country holding hands and chanting “better things aren’t possible!”
All of broncos country holding hands and chanting “better things aren’t possible!”
“I watched every game and followed every transaction when the team was bad! I’m a TRUE fan!” Nice. I used to do that too. You know what your reward is for doing that? Absolutely nothing. Now I go touch grass instead. And when the team is good again, I get to enjoy it too. Sorry!
Is there a cap on how many people can be fans? Am I gonna lose my place in line if I don’t give my time and energy to this organization until it shows me it’s ready to do something worthwhile? Do I get a medal for “embracing the suck?”
Is there a cap on how many people can be fans? Am I gonna lose my place in line if I don’t give my time and energy to this organization until it shows me it’s ready to do something worthwhile? Do I get a medal for “embracing the suck?”
Yeah man for sure for sure let’s take a quick look at starter home prices
Yeah man for sure for sure let’s take a quick look at starter home prices
damn you’re telling me a poet tortured this department?
I can’t believe she has now done this to herself *twice*
I think it sucks
I think it sucks https://t.co/yGmEfoLlGD
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Idk I kinda feel like @Goeldfinger should get a pizza for that one
“New York City is the only place in the country where you can walk down to a bodega at 3am and feel the effects of vast amounts of energy being released from the earth’s crust in the form of seismic waves”
“New York City is the only place in the country where you can walk down to a bodega at 3am and feel the effects of vast amounts of energy being released from the earth’s crust in the form of seismic waves”
troubling of news: milkbone brand remote training shock collars are possibly being used to collect your dog` s data
So true, bestie
The Rockies, as always, are operating in their own class
Because next time it’ll be a lot more than 3 cutaway images
Trident Deck @TridentDeck
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786 Followers 1K Following Darren Copeland personal Twitter account. Radio Guy. These opinions are my own and do not in anyway reflect the opinions of people for whom I work.uh oh, I sure would hate if the rights holder had spent multiple years explaining how the best player in the league is overrated calculator nerd shit for losers! would probably leave them with their pants down right about now!
NBA in the thick of their biggest broadcast rights negotiation ever and they're about to have no LeBron no Steph no KD for two months of playoffs games.
The 2024 Astros have reached 12 games under .500 in fewer than 30 games played. I was curious when the last time the Mariners - a generally good benchmark for ineptitude historically speaking - last accomplished that. It was all the way back in 1981! Congratulations, Lastros!
ehhhhh I don't know jim, if you look on the replay it looks like he's curling up into a ball to turn inward and reject outside stimuli
I had a dream one night as a kid that I would play for the Houston Oilers and then in 1996 they ceased to exist and I barely made the team as a third-string JV fullback. It was about then that I started to think that maybe my dream wasn’t actually prophetic
Daniels said he wrote "I will play in the NFL" on a piece of paper and posted it on his bedroom wall. He said he was around 7 years old.
trolling a cross conference opponent to leave myself with bo nix
Sean Payton literally trolled the Vikings 😭
The best description of the 2024 Denver Broncos I’ve heard yet
Told my kid who was misbehaving that if I knew he was going to act this way, I would have traded down a few spots. I’d have still taken him but it would have been nice to capture some of that surplus value. No point in wasting a first round pick on third round behavior.
If you go to the “for you” tab right this second, you can re-live the Falcons drafting Michael Penix as it happened in real time.
the goldilocks zone, qbs 10-20, you know what they say, "you don't wanna be too good"
According to @dpbrugler Bo Nix "Though it feels unlikely that he will ever rank among the 15 best quarterbacks in the NFL, he has the tools to become a middle-of-the-road starter."
@nathan_h_b @shanehall31 His ceiling is being in a trade package for a franchise QB
@shanehall31 Drew Lock with no ceiling baby. Chills
“But isn’t that food compromised?! Maybe even disease-bearing?!” *smirking* Yes, but I paid NOTHING for it
Pulled my half-eaten lunch out of a dumpster today. This is what we call a “low risk” move.
The Mariners have capitalized on an extraordinary stretch of starting pitching and worked their way into first place. Keep banking wins while Texas is hurt and Houston is vomiting on themselves. Moving forward you’re going to need more than a .626 ops at 1B and .538 ops at DH
The Texas Rangers won the World Series last year lol lmao
@shanehall31 even when I really really really cared I wasn't getting all gatekeepy on a tuesday in april because the two draft opinions I've formed are "need the broncos to draft ted ginn" and "wow seems like everyone says don't draft garret bolles"
@shanehall31 When you invest in the bad baseball team, even though they’re bad: “You’re part of the problem!” When you invest in the bad football team, even though they’re bad: “You’re a true hero of the fandom!”
@shanehall31 Watching all the Rockies games and purchasing a team uniform: “Hahaha, 🤡🤡🤡” Watching less of the Broncos and voicing the opinion that I don’t like their new uniforms: “Hahaha, 🤡🤡🤡”