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The #ResistanceRhymes • #ExGOP • #Ω 🦈 nyti.ms/2MJZxzx?smid=n… The very deep state 🐡 Joined July 2018

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sharkspeare @sharkspeared

8 years ago

Donald met with Vlad out of view And betrayed the 🔴, ⚪️, and 🔵 Rather than defend her He chose to surrender See, when you’re a tsar Trump lets you #SurrenderSummit #HelsinkiHumiliation

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8 years ago

Republicans block attempts at disruption Of Don-The-Con’s crimes and corruption Think law-breakers should pay? The GOP’s in the way 😤 If you want justice remove the obstruction #ExGOP

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8 years ago

Did you think “poverty’s a state of mind” While at your $30K table you dined? Ben Carson you may maintain Pyramids were filled with grain 🌾 Well, what fills your head should come out your behind

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8 years ago

Much lies and corruption we resisted And through American Carnage persisted Now it’s time to follow through With a tsunami of blue 🌊 In November change will be insisted

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8 years ago

Seeing Ted smile is awkward and shocking Like an Octopus putting on stockings Whenever he’s smirky Authentic as tofurkey A grin for shit-eating and smooth-talking #ExGOP #BetOnMe #Midterms2018

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8 years ago

The senator was a tea party recruit Who has the firmness of a rotten fruit He goes by Ted Cruz 🐍 His spine is fake news He’s mostly just slime in a man suit #ExGOP #BetOnMe #Midterms2018

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8 years ago

Producer of Batman made with Lego Serves an orange greed and debt tornado 🌪 With Mnuchin’s #TaxScam sequel They want to make us less equal The middle class will throw rotten tomato

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8 years ago

Trump U diplomas had value comical That Ms. Amway Scam chuckled is logical She pushes for-profit degrees 🚮 Better earned at ceremonies Not in mortarboard but dunce cap conical (19/21)

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8 years ago

Madam Secretary it’s paradoxical That you want a budget microscopical For most kids K through 12th You won’t spare a book shelf 🤷🏽‍♂️ But push private schools uneconomical (18/21)

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8 years ago

She lacks any values philosophical And wreaks havoc epistemological That a fool like DeVos 🤪 Should not be school boss A conclusion almost tautological (17/21)

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8 years ago

That dummies vote Trump is tragicomical And DeVos starts a trend diabolical: The miseducation 🙃 Of our entire nation To entrench support sociological (16/21)

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8 years ago

Perhaps proclivities urological 🚽 Explain Don’s disease dermatological But letting DeVos, so cruel, Piss all over public school Suggests an illness psychological (15/21)

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8 years ago

Take events in order chronological: She got rich through means criminological 💰 Then campaign cash she did toss To Trump who made DeVos boss Now she rewards chums ideological (14/21)

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8 years ago

With our student loan costs astronomical Since DeVos cut relief economical We must sell stuff on Etsy Like voodoo dolls of Betsy 👹 With pins to inflict pain anatomical (13/21)

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8 years ago

She had an exam physiological And after the part cardiological The doc said with a start Betsy!—you’ve no heart! 🖤 But your head I found it proctological! (12/21)

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8 years ago

Is Betsy’s brain ornithological? And her heart herpetological? 🐍 Why say children should beware Not of guns, but grizzly bear When school threats are not zoological? (11/21)

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8 years ago

Hired by a liar pathological Who spreads vile views ethnological DeVos claimed HBCUs 👩🏾‍🎓👨🏿‍🎓 Pioneered choice, that’s fake news She, like Trump, tells tales mythological (10/21)

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8 years ago

In this White House harassment is typical So about your motives, Betsy, we’re cynical As you protect the accused Not the sexually abused 🙎🏻‍♀️ While serving a lecher parasitical (9/21)

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Her 8 bathroom house looks oncological Architecture as blight ecological ☣️ But it does make us wish again Betsy were back in Michigan Doing things in her baths scatological (8/21) vox.com/first-person/2…

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8 years ago

With her bad science climatological, For school education biological Will Betsy permit creation? Could a flat Earth’s location 🗺 Be called center of all astrological? (7/21)