shawn @shawncouter

too shy shy hush hush eye to eye Boston, MA Joined June 2009

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shawn @shawncouter

a month ago

Honestly, I picked Doris just for the sake of progress, but I didn’t love her last season and I like Tim the same amount but I haven’t enjoyed his analysis for a while. Newer/fresher people would be appreciated.

HoopsHype @hoopshype

a month ago

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shawn @shawncouter

2 months ago

Literally one of the most evil people in the history of documented America.

Stephen Miller @StephenM

2 months ago

Literally one of the most evil people in the history of documented America.

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shawn @shawncouter

2 months ago

Whenever the uber driver makes me wear a seatbelt I always say “ok!” and put it on right away. But I always think “what a fuckin nerd”

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shawn @shawncouter

2 months ago

This is easily some of the most evil shit I’ve ever seen.

Homeland Security @DHSgov

2 months ago

This is easily some of the most evil shit I’ve ever seen.

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shawn @shawncouter

2 months ago

Feels like the magic to me … but the rockets are close.

HoopsHype @hoopshype

2 months ago

Feels like the magic to me … but the rockets are close.

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shawn @shawncouter

2 months ago

This is worse than when Rondo became a laker.

Yahoo Sports @YahooSports

2 months ago

This is worse than when Rondo became a laker.

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shawn @shawncouter

3 months ago

I got into an argument with the tour manager for The Who (but I was hung over and he was right)

Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic

6 months ago

I got into an argument with the tour manager for The Who (but I was hung over and he was right)

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shawn @shawncouter

3 months ago

This is every white dude in MA who is “half Irish, half Italian”

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shawn @shawncouter

3 months ago

This is actually pretty interesting. It felt like we had 20 out of HS bombs back in 2004. Good luck Coop.

HoopsHype @hoopshype

3 months ago

This is actually pretty interesting. It felt like we had 20 out of HS bombs back in 2004. Good luck Coop.

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shawn @shawncouter

3 months ago

I hope the dodgers never win another game

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shawn @shawncouter

4 months ago

Please please please start yelling these things instead of tweeting them!!! People need to hear your voice saying it!

Barack Obama @BarackObama

4 months ago

Please please please start yelling these things instead of tweeting them!!! People need to hear your voice saying it!

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shawn @shawncouter

4 months ago

Goddamit!!!

Clementine 🍊(clem harrington) @clemm1928

4 months ago

Goddamit!!!

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Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano

4 months ago

hang this tweet from the rafters

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shawn @shawncouter

4 months ago

I feel like the Luka trade should be on here

Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage

4 months ago

I feel like the Luka trade should be on here

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Sopranos World @SopranosWorld

4 months ago

Timothée Chalamet and Ben Stiller together at the Knicks game

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shawn @shawncouter

4 months ago

This whole tweet is 100% accurate. These pacers feel as cohesive as any team in the league and that goes a long way! Plus the horse shoe up their butts.

Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano

4 months ago

This whole tweet is 100% accurate. These pacers feel as cohesive as any team in the league and that goes a long way! Plus the horse shoe up their butts.