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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

Carpet & flooring geezer. MD ANT. Me/meh... In the middle of our street. Joined October 2013
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

2 days ago

#FallFriday Work is pretty fucked up currently. Car park looks busier 🤨 "Behind the counter Every car I see Is always picking on me They take a left turn when I cross, guaranteed They park on the pavement Some have paid parks on the pavement..." youtu.be/GluB14o-0oY?si…

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

a week ago

Good to see @Darren157 at the House Of All gig tonight. Spent a lot of time bemoaning Old Men's Ailments, like the silly old gits we are. But fun, anyway 🙂

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

a week ago

I'm trying to outdo the bloke opposite me on the train in the 'Man-spreading' stakes, but he's got 30 years on me, so I'm guessing that I'll have to concede defeat 😢

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

a week ago

Well...we've definitely got Lay Of The Land as an encore @fallcontinuum

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

a week ago

A certain drummer ( @simonWolstencr1 ) just came up and asked if he could take a seat next to me, which he did...and took it to another part of the pub! 🙄

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

a week ago

House Of All @fallcontinuum here I come! Note fellow travellers, rushing to gain access to venue...🙂

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

2 weeks ago

Saw 'Back To Black' yesterday. Rarely see a biopic that is anything other than fair to middling, and this was no exception. Cave/Ellis soundtrack mind, with Nick singing the outro track.

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

2 weeks ago

#FallFriday Off to see some Brothers next week (Mark Howard in with the Hanleys, somehow! 🙄🙂), then, cos it's his 65th coming up, my own!! 🙂 "Oh! little brother We are in a mess Don't look at me that way Don't put me to the test" youtu.be/gNHq3OvpmM0?si…

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Tom Crossley @TomCrossley9

2 weeks ago

Frankly some Phobics dates for ya

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Tom Crossley @TomCrossley9

4 weeks ago

New recordings done here’s one youtube.com/watch?v=4eJPCB…

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

3 weeks ago

#FallFriday Here comes The Fall weekend! 🙂 'Two Librans...reflect Two Librans high and low in mind To Oprah Winfrey She studied bees Studied bees down Two Librans...' youtu.be/hUkfIdJVf2Y?si…

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

4 weeks ago

#whatiftherewereno F: Football 1 Life would be oh, you know, just...unbearable 2 Pubs would be full of blokes talking about knitting or something. Still arguing, of course 🙄 3 No Ray Winstone ads 👍 4 Women would have nothing to moan at us about 5 Erm... 6 That's about it

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

4 weeks ago

#whatiftherewereno E: Eggs 1 There'd be no dispute in the 'What came 1st?' debate 2 Omelets would be a bit dull. Also, alarmingly loose 3 What would John Prescott be pelted with? 4 What would we walk on awkwardly? 5 That there Fabergé would've been royally fucked for a career

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

4 weeks ago

#SongBeforeBedtime Sometimes I get to thinking of friends who aren't around anymore. Nick Sanderson was just a hoot to hang around with. All he ever wanted was to play in a band, have a few beers and a good time. He gave plenty back in return 🙂 youtu.be/6Fb96TzPpso?si…

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

4 weeks ago

Rules me out, but go if you be local, people 🙂

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Tom Crossley @TomCrossley9

4 weeks ago

Rules me out, but go if you be local, people 🙂

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

4 weeks ago

Sitting in the car park outside work, having gotten in 25 mins early due to lack of commuter traffic, thought I'd watch me some u-tub. See...it's things like the Butthole Surfers that make life worth living 🙂 Enjoy 👍 youtu.be/xYlcxBE5dh0?si…

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

a month ago

#FallFriday 'Tis the season, I guess 🙄 "The bells stopped on Sunday when he rose The bells stopped on Sunday when he rose He's here He's here at last I saw him I swear" youtu.be/OMJJmdlZoPw?si…

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

a month ago

Tonight's soirée

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Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000

a month ago

Tim Martin looks like what you’d find in the hoover if you accidentally vacuumed Norfolk.

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaugh

a month ago

#FallFriday 'Cos I got time Time enough at last It's just stupid thinking 'bout the past Cos I got time enough at last In a city in turmoil It's hard to extract The brains from the head Of a minor executive...' youtu.be/inFs-YamZgc?si…

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