Yusuf @sheikhlaurent
A meditation on & case study of the bawling—balling continuum Texastentialism Joined June 2011-
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My guilt is never pleasurable! My pleasure has no guilt!
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every healthy silly person periodically goes through silly hibernation where shit Not Funny so they can stock up on their Humors for when it’s needed fr. people who don’t do this get lost in jesterhood and become the clowns .
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The concept of graduate school
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me: maybe i can gain clarity by going over my notes my notes:
“You think I have time for this?? I’m bald! I don’t have hair!!”
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oh so now i’m the bad guy just bc i’m a piece of shit
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OH THE IDEA IS SO FUN EVERY TIME AT LEAST WE TRY FOR HOME RUN EVERY TIME
Maybe customers today have turned on their heel when they see me because my lineup is too crisp
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It is so important to me that you all watch me struggle online
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being avoidant is so weird, you are mad bc you’re loved? bro grow up
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Just realized that I'm pregnant with my future and that my drinking is killing my baby
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Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for
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(watching the conditions that created world war 2 appear again as the global climate collapses) i should go to grad school
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then explain how i'm married to the game
then explain how i'm married to the game
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YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH SOMEONE WHO IS HAVING FUN
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I am not going to go to the club I am going to get a lineup instead
Swear to god i saw coconut head but she’s a lesbian with a mullet I have to get out of this place
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