Adulting with Sheila @sheila_mogute
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Most kids had already boarded Matatus on Sunday so that they can go to school today. CS Machogu has been since the floods since a week plus ago. We have been shouting for him to postpone the reopen. He wakes up on Monday 2am and does that. Not even Moi had such fools!
🤣🤣🤣polite reminder this app aint a real place
Adulting is just you dealing with anxiety, heartbreaks, family issues and career stress all by yourself and pretend like nothing is wrong with you. 😭
Hamuogopi hata Mafuriko bora mechi. This has to be the photo of the day 😂
The crazies have woken up to craze on this tweet so I'll mute it Be vigilant with your kids and always always oust rapists & paedophiles. I promise you no wallet/cheque is fat enough for you to be dickriding them
None of those choppers that will drop your waheshimiwas in your local primary school field to campaign ahead of 2027 is available to airlift people from the flooded areas. Mnatoanga wapi nguvu ya kutusi wenzenu na kupigania mwanasiasa? These people will never care about you.
This morning? The warnings about the floods went out weeks ago! If the people in these dockets didn't already have a plan they really should be fired.
I really don't allow my browser tabs to be more than 10. It gives me anxiety when I see people with 30+ open tabs. 😶
Not everyone who checks up on you is doing so because they care if you're good. Some are researching for their next gossip session, some feel better about themselves when you're not ok. Arm yourself with discernment. Surround yourself with a small but trustworthy community
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@JoyceSabali Kind reminder to everyone that this app is not even a real place 😂😂😂😂😂
what the actual fuck is wrong with Indians...
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Most kids had already boarded Matatus on Sunday so that they can go to school today. CS Machogu has been since the floods since a week plus ago. We have been shouting for him to postpone the reopen. He wakes up on Monday 2am and does that. Not even Moi had such fools!
Before marriage, I mastered the silent treatment. It took nothing for me to shrug off an emotion or confrontation against a wall of silence. I used to think silence worked; at least, we are not arguing, right?
@Cindy24393966 @_fels1 @gericom_j Your ignorance shouts high; are you a shareholder of those churches or just another kondoo?
@KILLTOPARTY A cheater and a golddigger try to sign a prenup sounds like the opening of a joke
Tumetuma lastborn wetu bulb tukampea 50bob abuy bulb ya 40 alafu 10 akule KDF sasa amerudi akikula KDF yake na change ya 40 kwa mkono ati ameambiwa bulb ni 50.
@pearlythingz So....what does that say about anything you express as an opinion?
came back to say everyone that took this seriously is an idiot! this not the app for you, head to Facebook baby!!!
Leo nimepatana na wale wezi wa kukuambia uketi hapo mbele na ufunge mlango. I just held my bag so tightly and told them to close it I can't. Nimeambiwe nishuke they have changed their mind they are not going to cbd anymore 😂😂
@lporiginalg Just purchase a 8 inch strap on, and next time he asks, say "Sure, but your first".. See how it goes. 😄😁😆😅😉
Another man raped his daughter in 2006, akahepa akaenda kua shamba boy Kiambu. Alikuja 2023 na wakamchoma na wakamzika. Askari walitumia 2 days kumzikua kama raiya zimesimama hapo bila kusaidia.
Adulting is just you dealing with anxiety, heartbreaks, family issues and career stress all by yourself and pretend like nothing is wrong with you. 😭
Women are choosing to stay single and childfree not bec they hate men or western influence, but they are registering the exhaustion of women around them - colleagues, friends, relatives - and choosing not to raise a husband alongside a baby and do disproportionate labour
@_James041 @C_NyaKundiH Did you even understand what the tweet is about
My man asked me how much my hairstyles cost and I said “Being a bad b*tch isn’t cheap” and he replied “Why must you be a bad bitch? Why can’t you be a vessel of the Lord?” 🤣😂 💀💀💀🙃🙃🙃
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