Sherwin Swift @sherwinswift

@joerogan Here's a new #FightForTheForgotten video that shows us what we have to be #THANKFUL for 💧 #GrabAtissue youtu.be/aEOpG7d4hV4

That *plop* sound when you turn away for a second and an egg comites suiscide rolling of the kitchen table #bettereggthenababy

on a hot day we move like thieves, in shadows, in search of an unsuspecting ice cream vendors, to relieve them of their tasty possessions.

Got married. You all lost your chance and now there's no point to cry about it, but you free to do so anyway.

Working on something I don't want to work on. Did a lot already, except for what I have to do #stillgladIdonthavetocaryhavyshitforaliving

that fight with sandsnakes was the most upsetting scene in the whole show so far. Even with all of those rapes and killings #GoTSeason5

Check out a little game we made- COLOROLO. it's our first. youtube.com/watch?v=1c11vT…

My mother kinda walk in on me and my wife having sex.Saw nothing but understood everything. Now she knows not to come in without permission.

one of my favorite stupid Ukrainian sayings - sausage is the best fish, and the best sausage is a sock stuffed with money.

I don't enjoy violence in movies or video games but the DESIGN of violence, as any manifestation of creative, deserves to be appreciated.

maybe tonight we gonna finally finish interstellar #longassmovie

She fell down, dropped the eggs breaking them all, and went back home crying. Now when she remembers it (a bit too often) she laughs.

My mother family couldn't.But that day they decided to buy it anyway.Too bad that they put all of their brittle fortune in one clumsy basket

Back then you could only buy 1 kind of a candy in village stores- plain caramel square filled with jam. If you could afford it.

Once her mother send her to the store with a couple of eggs to buy some thing they needed,and 1 WHOLE egg that she could spend on candies.

My mother grow up in a small Ukrainian village (part of soviet union back then) and I shit you not they used chicken eggs as a currency.

I never forget something as fast as when I bookmarked it.

I'm happily married and it's horrible, because now I have to feel guilty when I dream about my wife dying and me being single again.

#GoT

today instead of porn I looked for the best positions to cuddle. and anyway- I saw enough, If I keep up I'll get a PTSD from all the gaping.