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"Michael Jordan called Hakeem Olajuwon and said that he was going to let him get 2 championships and come back after that" --Bill
"I couldn't beat a chimp but I can beat a silverback gorilla" --Bill
"Mike Davis(USC) is as good or better than Todd Gurley(UGA) without question" -- Bill
"On anybody's best day, I'm better than them on my worst day" -- Bill
"When I floss, I smell the string" --Bill
"I chew one time then swallow that's why mushrooms look the same coming out as they did going in" -- Bill
"I have 3% body fat. Thats the reason I've been so cold. All my fat is turning into muscle." --Bill
"A chimpanzee can lift 6000lbs over its head with one arm" -Bill
"You can eat spiders there are high in protein" -- Bill
"120 miles per hour couldn't knock me down. There is no way!" -Bill
"This hurricane couldn't knock ME down no way a building. It could throw a knife at me & I would catch it out of the air. Trust me" -Bill
"Indians(Native Americans) are basically Asians" - Bill
"If the police shot me with a taser I would reach down and pull it off me. It doesn't effect me like everybody else. Trust Me." -Bill
"I can take a softball to the face and it will not hurt!!!"-Bill
"Rat is the other white meat!"-Bill
"McDonald's double cheeseburger is the second best hamburger you will ever have!!!"-Bill
"Check me out. I'm built like a brick shit house" -Bill
In reference to a 1 arm wrestler ... "Its not fair. He is cheating. You gotta be able to grab a person's arm and he doesn't have one" -Bill
"My brain is so far ahead I'm much more advanced mentally!!!"-Bill
"If I was ever stuck in the woods, I could live off of my own shit. I would just run it under some water" -Bill