samuelljackson @shitatworkk
Singapore Joined January 2012-
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Pretending to type shit when your boss walks by. Because nothing spells productivity like a noisy keyboard.
Fem#1 : Why did you get together with him? Fem #2: Because after 30, its no longer about the size of his penis but the size of his paycheck.
#weallneed to take shits. Just that we take ours at work.
Started leaving my receipts lying around the finance dept. You should see the looks on their faces.
downloaded excel games cos it looks like work but actually i'm playing deal or no deal.finally a spreadsheet I can win at.
never EVER leave desk with a boner and assume it'll wear off by the time you run into people.
watching videos for now, writing nonsense every few seconds and looking like snooki during ellen's "know it or go" lets me keep watching.
I hate presenting in front of my bosses. It's like all of a sudden i have the confidence level of a fat chick in a miniskirt.
5th toilet run today, still no boner girl. Hope the receptionist doesn't think i've got a shot glass for a bladder.
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