metaphor man @shitbiscuit
Joined June 2016-
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Blasting my wife like our special unit annihilated osama bin laden
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ぺろっ！ Blep!
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That one mf in the friend group who does this whenever they get drunk
That one mf in the friend group who does this whenever they get drunk
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that image has been heavily edited with ai, this is the original
that image has been heavily edited with ai, this is the original https://t.co/kHOamneDmf
Huge nuke
If you’re having a rough day just bring a chainsaw into the Ultra-Luxe you’ll feel better
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What a beautiful day to be alive
Wearing Christmas clothes when it’s not the holiday season makes me feel akin to sub Saharan Africans who’s entire wardrobe consists of Atlanta falcons 2017 Super Bowl champion shirts
The kid who hacked my RuneScape classic account and emptied the bank died of an overdose
Second City Bureaucra.. @CityBureaucrat
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🥂 marquis de posad.. @acczibit
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Chairman @LRH_Superfan
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Pavel @es_aion
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Mart @Martposting
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🇻🇦Gio's Content.. @giantgio
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bingle @poopswag34
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garfieldbot @robertlasagna1
22K Followers 846 Following "What would I have done? I would have a done a legitimate investigation to find out what exactly happened in 1099" check out https://t.co/lGIzp19Nsz if you want
Alex "Tropical" Forre.. @380kmh
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BozoDubber1991 @bartsimsonreal
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Bab, Sultan of Meat @HeftyHaruspex
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gracie!! @gracigooses
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RnR Tactical @RnRTactical
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♱ ♱ • ♱ ♱ �.. @Slimed1n
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ceres @eluniue
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joe cool (RIP OJ SIMP.. @howardbealefr
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Beanie @Beanie903611992
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zoliel | hoekage of t.. @z0liel
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Ham 🐷🇺🇲✝�.. @hammy__dude
268 Followers 1K Following Silly pig on a bird app. Hardcore Wisconsin sports fan. Autistic meme poster. #FearTheDeer #GoPackGo #ThisIsMyCrew #skiumah Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️ Romans 15:13
Erik ☦️ @basedepicman
18 Followers 80 Following Son of the 8th legion. Professional hot stove toucher. I can bench 1 pound more than you can and your mom is in my phone contacts
erika @erikahonse
348 Followers 180 Following
STEFAN @ogstefan_
815 Followers 2K Following Curator | Follows, Likes, & Reposts ≠ Endorsements | ogstefan_ on TikTok | STEFAN.pls
Hildólfr Klæviátyr @Phil_Kleviath
749 Followers 5K Following ϟ ⚔ ❂ Óð𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓃 𝒶𝓈𝓀 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒹 ❂ ⚔ ϟ ᛯ ↾ ✠ ᛉ 𝖂𝖔𝖙𝖆𝖓 𝕸𝖎𝖙 𝖀𝖓𝖘 ᛣ ✠ ↑ ᛯ ※ ↟ ⊕ Woden Heerst ⊕ ↟ ※
raising heart exсeed @dakiokaimasu
83 Followers 156 Following In this world lit by the moon, what is it that you see?
مامان @helpimstuckinir
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sodaonyogurt @sodaonyogurt
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Michael Arbeit @ArbeitsPartei
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reddit account @jattycreep
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The Great RETVRN @DubiousEbola
716 Followers 5K Following Some serotonin molecule running in your brain | Austrian Econ | Wernerian Banking | Hoppean Anarcho-Feudalist
Second City Bureaucra.. @CityBureaucrat
95K Followers 3K Following Opposition Activist challenging hegemonic worldviews. .Chief of the Ethnonarcissism Police. SATIRE
🥂 marquis de posad.. @acczibit
41K Followers 1K Following propagate. accelerate. concentrate. separate. debilitate. annihilate. exhilarate.
Chairman @LRH_Superfan
31K Followers 856 Following Busterpilled Keatoncel, DMs are open for wealthy heiresses in need of emotional support
Pavel @es_aion
15K Followers 71 Following “Legionaries adore him. The men from the palace fear him. Little kids think he’s the devil.”
Mart @Martposting
35K Followers 473 Following
🇻🇦Gio's Content.. @giantgio
40K Followers 1K Following artist/writer/podcaster/content dealer. Gonzo philosopher, PoMo Right, Jungian futurist. Content Minded pod. https://t.co/UtUUzgHHFB
bingle @poopswag34
12K Followers 489 Following i am awesome fun and i love to have to be positive for the way to make peace and harmony with positive vibes life of being nice creative strong fun to be
garfieldbot @robertlasagna1
22K Followers 846 Following "What would I have done? I would have a done a legitimate investigation to find out what exactly happened in 1099" check out https://t.co/lGIzp19Nsz if you want
Alex "Tropical" Forre.. @380kmh
25K Followers 2K Following #TrainTwitter - trains & train stations - passionate opinions on public transit & civic design - transit bureaucrat, but all opinions here are my own
BozoDubber1991 @bartsimsonreal
14K Followers 2K Following Moparmania runnin wild brother. parody account all tweets are satire. #Lenopilled
Bab, Sultan of Meat @HeftyHaruspex
8K Followers 821 Following Let us go wherever the palate leads us: let us hunt and fish sending our slaves with nets and spears through the crowd in the packed Forum.
🍇 GRECO 🍇 @yanniversace
11K Followers 739 Following
Forgotten Landshark @LostLandshark
38K Followers 19 Following Suppressed lore from the world's horniest Bulgarian. Archive sponsored by @bygdeidiot. DM submissions.
A Brighter Summer Jay @JackdawJackal
8K Followers 1K Following Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est (They can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are quite a bit dicier). @_aneruneru ♡
Jared Leto Atreides I.. @JlatreidesII
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Public Restroom Atroc.. @phot1s88
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boorittknee @brittneylovesit
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Ric Bischoff @AryianMaster
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Charels @chairelscd
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dokky @shydokky
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Johnny Chimpo 🌸 @cornutss
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lurker @lurker53
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VISH BURRA 🏴☠.. @VishBurra
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nikki the hegelian @returntohegel
4K Followers 638 Following meta-dialectics / fighting nihilism on the internet
baby unc @babyuncsky
95 Followers 119 Following CHRIST IS KING!!!!......𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓫𝓻𝓸 .....#ipledgeallegiancetodrpepper
4skin…….🥀⛓�.. @smoking_jew
206 Followers 213 Following
WasteManagementConsul.. @WasteMgmtGuy
207 Followers 256 Following I work in Waste Management and I notice things.
Sodium @S_A_L_T_Y_M_A_N
346 Followers 355 Following distant eyes affix their gaze upon thee, another stranger me 🇻🇦🍔🥃🇺🇸
This is what "gooning" should refer to instead of yanking your ding dong
@yearncel @PapaJohns Theyre leaving their pizzas uncut to protest against Israel
the pussy in bio bots are like the chorus in a greek drama. Any time you, the protagonist of twitter, say something, they chime in to affirm and punctuate your words.
>I only have 2 eggs a day! The 2 eggs:
I saw room service shove an elf in here and lock it
Waking to birdsong, running my fingers through her hair, still sleeping These are the days i've been working for
What the fuck is up with women and playing valorant
@MyRightToExist thank you! 🙏🏻 lemme know
@shitbiscuit wife fucked up the meatloaf again I guess shes going to die now
“Boy you got the nerve if u think we fuckin”
solve your migrant crisis with this one weird trick
Two immigrants whose asylum requests were rejected committed suicide in the UK.
Most molested picture I ever seen in my damn life
Fans are getting worried about Justin Bieber after he just posted this picture
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