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ive got rot on my shit im straight up sloughing it off im disintegrating ilovemyautisticwife Joined September 2018-
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I think it’s really really bad that I read this as dogmen who are hot and not hotdog men
I think it’s really really bad that I read this as dogmen who are hot and not hotdog men
reincarnating as a flea because of my Klarnic debt
why is there not a “less sugar but not artificial sweetener” option for any beverage except Monster?
is it just me or does the top one look kind of like donald
is it just me or does the top one look kind of like donald
saving up for 4 weeks to hot glue the 100 dollar light up flame breath bowser
this is how I be riding the strap tbh
this is how I be riding the strap tbh
you’re not supposed to flinch when they’re about to hit you tbh you gotta wear on your face the sombre knowledge that you’re making them do this
waited a whole week to decide on buying a garmin and it happened to go 30% off
I’ve decided to get fat and strong again
when you make a priv do you ask people to dm you, do you just follow people who you’d want to let in, or do you slap it in your bio for a couple days until people filter in?
when the health supplement / presteroid you just spent 15 minutes reading about is banned in your fascist country
who’s bookmarking my most mundane tweets
perusing the dad polos at the thrift no grails today
random guy on street: “I should just make it and undercut EVERYONE… 30 dollars a month… 1 dollar a day you get a better sleep” bro that’s not even cheap
i ran on the treadmill after push day but it was slow as fuck (7:30/km for 30min) and OF COURSE it decides to be beautiful out as soon as i’m done
i ran on the treadmill after push day but it was slow as fuck (7:30/km for 30min) and OF COURSE it decides to be beautiful out as soon as i’m done https://t.co/DmiscEN0af
all i can think about is going for a run but it would be legitimately retarded go not take a rest day after two long runs in a row
imagine sending this to your partner and not just doing it irl completely subverting your own element of surprise smdh
imagine sending this to your partner and not just doing it irl completely subverting your own element of surprise smdh
do people in Boston even use this website or am I just never seeing them because they’re exclusively posting about sports and pizza
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