An Electrical Outlet @shockinglyfunny
I'm an electrical outlet Have we not met? Shocker! Not Craig and Harry Joined November 2014-
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When I was 6 years old I got coal. When I was 7 I decided to poison my cookies to Santa. Somehow the bastard found out and killed my dad
Me: hey did you pay the electrical bill Greg Dave: umm my names not Greg Me: sure it is Greg: my name is DAVE Me: haha Greg you jokster
Cashier: will that be all sir Me holding 54 oranges: hehe yea Cahsier: sir you know you can just buy orange juice Me: wait wut
Me in backseat: can I please sit up front Dave? Dave: not until you wear a normal seat belt Me: fine *unbuckles toddler car seat* pull over
Dave: What's up outlet? Me: Just got back from the mall Dave: Oh *snickers* the outlet mall? Me: Put a plug in it Dave Dave: *snickers*
Me: just shut up Dave Dave: wait wait wait if you won the campaign for mayor doesn't that make you an ELECTED outlet Me: I hate you dave
Me: hey Dave Dave: hey outlet, nice watch *steals my watch* Me: dang it Dave, I'll be watching you now *pulls out 2nd watch* always watching
Wanna fight punk?!?! Let's go right now. Wait no, you can't use that knife only wet forks allowed
Ohm my god Becky, look at her plug
Have you heard the story about the uncovered wire? Not gonna lie, it's a bit of a shocker.
[In a dark room] "Me and the light switch have a very on and off relationship right now."
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