nokia!! 🜬 @shrimpy_cracker

I knit and take naps often 🧶 they/he/she/it/pikmin 🍀 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism Awakening Wood Joined October 2022

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9 hours ago

I'd like to piss into my maths teacher's coffee and then punch her right in the face 👊

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12 hours ago

I will be trying canned sardines soon but I'll probably have to make them in 3 forms - straight from the can, fried and fried in batter. I don't know how many there are in this specific can though.

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12 hours ago

Found this rock today

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12 hours ago

You haven't known pain until you started throwing up spicy food that isn't yet digested and the pressure is so atrocious it goes through your nose

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17 hours ago

Unfortunately I'll always have yellow teeth because i love tea too much

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19 hours ago

Trying to mega evolve more Pokémon but I don't have enough mega evolved Pokémon to fight in mega raids.

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a day ago

Btw I'm sick and all my grades are Fs if my psychiatrist doesn't suggest something I'll just cut again cuz why not at this point

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a day ago

Time to cry myself to sleep! Goodnight fellas

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2 days ago

Im giving up on the matura exam and I'll be skipping maths from now on

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2 days ago

Only a few remember nokia with ginger hair

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2 days ago

Nothing worse than thinking someone will understand but they don't

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2 days ago

Jot going to school tomorrow!! Goodbye chat my phone is dying

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2 days ago

Are any of my moots from the Netherlands? 🇳🇱 I'm sorry if this is offensive but edam and gouda taste the same to me.

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2 days ago

Why is life so difficult!!! Why does making yummy nutritious food so I don't die from scurvy so tiring!!!

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2 days ago

I hope my maths teacher dies or I'll be killing myself in front of her just so she can develop PTSD and suffer

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2 days ago

Im the Schrödinger's queer. Im both the straightest and gayest person in the room and when people ask me what I am I have to pick the option that wouldn't need that much explaining.