Petty🍷Draper @sickstickly
“Never been a lover, never been a fighter though.” BPD2, OCD, Anxiety #m4m 🌱💨☀️:Gemini 🌝:Taurus ⬆️:Virgo. Slytherin BFE Illinois, USA Joined October 2013-
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@tilianpearson gives off Chuck Bass vibes and I’m as obsessed as Blair Waldorf .😍
@marishannah Gorgeous voice! Like I ~get~ the point he was trying to make. But unlike nickelback I believe T-pain has actual range lol
My husband just said that T-pain is the Nickleback of rap and I’m absolutely appalled..and yes this will be my first tweet in 2 years. The audacity needed to be shared.
Only 6 more weeks of HAVING to be up at 6am to get the boys ready for the bus..I can do this..only 6 more weeks.. *side note: my kids wake up at like 6:30am any other day so I don’t know why I’m excited😂
Sooo @wolfandbearband clearly I’m overly obsessed..what about sliding ya girl a ticket to your next show when you’re near/or in Chicago 😅🖤🖤
For once it would be nice to not be act so freaking neurotic in public. Like this habitual swaying I catch myself constantly doing when I’m just standing around…please stop
When my 5yr old is feeling a lot of emotions/sad he always asks to listen to “Sadness” by @jonnycraig4L and sings along, I think it’s so precious😅🥺
@cat_cpht @kgoldie_ 6pm or bust😂😂 my kids like sleep what can I say lol
IM MORTIFIED. Like, I understand it’s not his fault, it was in his cubby so naturally he would think oh this must be mine, it’s HIS cubby. But omfg, it was only the first day..and I’m out of Xanax and ouid. Help me.
I’m gonna drown myself in the tub. Day 1 of school: L was suppose to eat hot lunch, a hot dog. He came home w/a random lunch box with no name that he apparently ate because it somehow got put in his cubby so he thought it was his..HE ATE SOME KIDS LUNCH.
This morning BOTH of my babies left me to go to school. This is a new chapter in my life I thought I was ready for, but after being home w/them for 5-4yrs it hit me harder than I expected. I definitely cried yesterday about it.
You do realize that there are no medications that help VIRUSES. Go take a science class.
@mamabolava_ You’re not alone. My are so bad TMI but I soak through super plus tampons in hours. But my OB said I’m fine and his solution was the depo shot to just stop my periods🙄🙄
@bostonfiancee @TheVavrosFamily I emptied out our entire fridge and freezer and bleached it and washed the containers down and then reorganized or threw things out. Didn’t stop, just focused for a good few hours lol
@sparklebones And all there was to do was to snack and sit around binging tv? What’s this persons problem.
@TheGhoulestMom But it’s impossible to bake bread with out one so that was my reasoning lol
@TheGhoulestMom Shit is so expensive but when you can find it on sale or if Marshall’s has it, it’s so worth getting. We have one cast iron skillet but it’s huge. We splurged on that Dutch oven though, paid a hefty $75 for it😅
@PeacenChampagne He’s gonna be just a hipster boi. I honestly just didn’t want him to have those god awful skinny rectangler glasses.
Victoria Grayson @notrichbrunette
5K Followers 774 Following Trailer park pretty. Hiding in the bathroom, so I don't have to share my snacks / she/her
𝙿✨ @alwayssbitchy
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Coffee.Mom.Peloton.Re... @pelocorp_mom
344 Followers 381 Following WFH momma. 2 kiddos 4 and under. mental load of motherhood is wild. 🏳️🌈✊🏿♥️ Mind your uterus.
✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus
4K Followers 3K Following chaotic bi millennial struggling through life. unapologetic swiftie. mostly just screaming into the void. ♏️♈️♊️
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4K Followers 285 Following my truths one tweet at a time // 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 if you don’t like my mind // 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 ♑︎♡ 🎟🌱🧚🏼♂️🪴🏷✨ 𝑀𝓇𝓈💍4/20 + 𝑀𝑜𝓂👦🏼5/10
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Victoria Grayson @notrichbrunette
5K Followers 774 Following Trailer park pretty. Hiding in the bathroom, so I don't have to share my snacks / she/her
𝙿✨ @alwayssbitchy
12K Followers 4K Following 👑 of the side-eye | FL landscaper🪴| mental health advocate 🧠 | alt: @pisforpetty | ca$happ: $sweeetp1124 | #EndTheStigma #FuckCancer #DGL |
Coffee.Mom.Peloton.Re... @pelocorp_mom
344 Followers 381 Following WFH momma. 2 kiddos 4 and under. mental load of motherhood is wild. 🏳️🌈✊🏿♥️ Mind your uterus.
✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus
4K Followers 3K Following chaotic bi millennial struggling through life. unapologetic swiftie. mostly just screaming into the void. ♏️♈️♊️
𝔤𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔭�... @pinchemom
4K Followers 285 Following my truths one tweet at a time // 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 if you don’t like my mind // 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 ♑︎♡ 🎟🌱🧚🏼♂️🪴🏷✨ 𝑀𝓇𝓈💍4/20 + 𝑀𝑜𝓂👦🏼5/10
MarylandMomma🧡 @_MomToAPrincess
5K Followers 1K Following Me? I fight leukemia, eat snacks, and try my very best to keep my kids alive. Bone Marrow Transplant Recipient, October 2019. #VEDS #POTS #CML #Caps #Ravens
Dee 🩷 @__DoseofDee__
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HighHeelsnStandards @HHnStandards
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Brittney @brittney_eh
2K Followers 1K Following 20% sarcasm, 80% snacks | boy & girl mama | ravenclaw | friendly introvert | please don’t talk to me while i’m reading.
The Anorexic Academic... @purgingPhD
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