Emily Schaffhausen @silly_emily3
Shrill feminist killjoy. Lover of music, cooking, wine, my pets, my kids & crappy puns. Vaccinate your damn kids! She/Her #CHDAwareness Houston, TX Joined June 2013-
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The Lakewood Church shooter had a long criminal history... but still was able to own a gun in Texas. Including a 2022 conviction for Unlawful Carrying of a Weapon in Fort Bend Co..
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Teddy says "HOW YOU DOIN, MOM?"
Teddy says "HOW YOU DOIN, MOM?"
Emily Schaffhausen retweeted
BARTIROMO: Can you identify policy changes that Joe Biden made as a result of taking in money? REP. MCCLAIN: Well, I expect to hear the truth (That's a no)
We fucked up, y'all. Coulda had Hillary... Man I love her.
We fucked up, y'all. Coulda had Hillary... Man I love her.
Emily Schaffhausen retweeted
@MrBeast If I win I’ll give 10 random people that like this and follow me $2.50 for fun
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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LMFAO, RW jackass Jason Whitlock learning how targeted ads work in front of THE ENTIRE WORLD is easily the best thing I've seen yet in 2024 Finally, a year starts out right!
LMFAO, RW jackass Jason Whitlock learning how targeted ads work in front of THE ENTIRE WORLD is easily the best thing I've seen yet in 2024 Finally, a year starts out right!
Seriously. Find me a man that's got half the swag this one has! Swoon 😅
Seriously. Find me a man that's got half the swag this one has! Swoon 😅
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I have never seen someone get bodied so hard by a community note. Not once but twice.
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SOMEONE LEFT. A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT
My daughter used ChatGPT to write my Christmas letter and I can't stop laughing. 😂
I'm the Leslie 😂
Duolingo is a GAME changer for me. Who knew all I needed to get my Spanish more conversational was to make it a game I could WIN! HAHAHAHA.
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I can see why you’re all so torn. /s
Took a little mental health break. How y'all doin??
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NEW: If I am reading this right, Judge Engoron has found that Donald Trump committed fraud and has ordered the cancellation of all of his New York business certificates and the dissolution of the Trump Organization.
Story of my life #napsrule
Emily Schaffhausen retweeted
Donald Trump lies about everything. Trump just told Megyn Kelly that he has no idea who gave Dr. Fauci a Presidential Commendation. It's literally on the White House website.
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“This was a lie”
“This was a lie” https://t.co/JQBq3jaCDT
Emily Schaffhausen retweeted
I’m a conservative who believes public nudity should never be allowed. Here’s why I showed Hunter Biden’s penis on the floor of the House of Representives in front of my colleagues, high school pages, and children in the gallery.
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439 Followers 2K Following Formally Gifted and Talented…PolySci graduate that hasn’t used his degree…but, secretly wants to. Lover of all things baseball and Austin, Tx and PDX
Cheesy Gordita Brett @CreampieOrDie
6K Followers 3K Following I believe that our education like such as South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here
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87K Followers 5K Following NYT Bestseller THE UNDERTOW: Scenes from a Slow Civil War. THE FAMILY (book & Netflix). THIS BRILLIANT DARKNESS. Words+pics @VanityFair. Teach @Dartmouth.
@BlueATLGeorgia @RadioFreeTom Words cannot describe in what parallel universe these people are living
@BlueATLGeorgia @RadioFreeTom I’d like to see this done with the Fox and Friends crew.
@BlueATLGeorgia @RadioFreeTom It’s funny until it hits you how damn depressing it is
@atrupar This is the ugliest goddamn shoe I've ever seen.
This search and rescue K9 found a 3-year-old alive 60 hours after a devastating landslide. 15/10
The Lakewood Church shooter had a long criminal history... but still was able to own a gun in Texas. Including a 2022 conviction for Unlawful Carrying of a Weapon in Fort Bend Co..
I know, how DARE I attempt to enjoy myself on this platform for a night…
@girlsreallyrule You went from insightful, political commentator…to running this weird Taylor/Travis obsessive account. It’s quite sad
Just in: Pfizer has released the results of its latest study showing vaccinated subjects are more likely to host SNL, win the Super Bowl & get the girl. While its unvaccinated cohort is prone to injury, unfortunate hair choices & being called 'asshole' on social media platforms.
Unvaccinated football players miss the whole season with an injury. Vaccinated football players win the Super Bowl.
@silly_emily3 I voted for Hillary, though I don't like her as much as you do. It was the best choice in 2016. I voted for her in my primary too, because I thought and still think Bernie would've lost big. As a nation, yes, we fucked up. But as an individual, what do you mean WE, Kemo Sabe?
@silly_emily3 I would sooooo prefer that to the side eye/judgment our dog gives
This is Teddy. He doesn't give side eye, or even puppy eyes. He gives whatever this is. 13/10
that is his good angle
This is Teddy. He doesn't give side eye, or even puppy eyes. He gives whatever this is. 13/10
I just love it when dogs are so inexplicably weird😭❤️
This is Teddy. He doesn't give side eye, or even puppy eyes. He gives whatever this is. 13/10
“Ice and Spice, just how I like my margaritas! Ha, I’m Jason”
@silly_emily3 Well, *WE* didn’t fuck up. But I get your point 👍
@silly_emily3 I voted for her. It's those other morons that fucked up.🎯 Good to see you, Emily.🤗🫶🏾🌸
@Rudysoup_ @kapaibro @TheRealKevinMac @_celia_bedelia_ Christ you’re tedious. She wrote about her endometriosis and no doubt helped other women in doing so. What have you done lately?
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