Simon Plant @simonplant

Keen cyclist, skier and sailor. Husband and father. Director of Product Management at Bromium, Ex VDI guy @Citrix. Tweets are my own. UK Joined May 2009

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Simon Plant @simonplant

3 years ago

YO! @Specsavers sort out your postcode / address Database. Haverhill is in SUFFOLK, not Essex 🤦‍♂️

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Simon Plant @simonplant

3 years ago

YO! @HelloFreshUK you should probably talk to whoever dispatches your code cards …. Can’t use the code or the QR due to glue placement 🤦‍♂️

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

4 years ago

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

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My book is published! Order your copy now (or as a Christmas present for the techy in your life...). It's real: I have actual copies from the publisher! aliceevebob.com/2021/12/14/tru… @WileyTech #writing #trust #confidentialcomputing

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Daniela Nadj @DanielaNadj

5 years ago

In Germany the new Health Secretary is a medical doctor who's an absolute expert on Covid. In the UK, the Health Secretary is an ex-banker. I think that says more about the UK than Germany.

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Simon Plant @simonplant

5 years ago

@davidjgaunt Picked up the i7+ with auto empty on Friday. Have dog hair + 2 cats, but it’s all tiled, so can’t comment on carpets. Bloody love it 👍

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MikeCamel @MikeCamel

5 years ago

Very excited to come out of stealth mode as CEO of Profian. Here's my blog post to get you started: aliceevebob.com/2021/09/30/ann… #startups #confidentialcomputing #seedround #security #CyberSecurity

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BaconBot @BaconBot1

5 years ago

During the pandemic, office bacon deliveries were at an all time low, as such, BaconBot went on holiday. However, BaconBot is now MOVING to a shiny new building in August/September 2021. Watch this space for new and exciting ways to badly identify red vans delivering bacon 🤣

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Simon Plant @simonplant

6 years ago

And if only this was the first time.....

Simon Plant @simonplant

6 years ago

Oh @Wiggle_Sport why do you continue to use the utter shite that is @Hermesparcels ..... paid for next day delivery( again) through Wiggle+ and guess what...... yup, still not here 🤦‍♂️. Seriously. They had one job. Had the parcel for 10hours and they still can’t deliver

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Simon Plant @simonplant

6 years ago

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Simon Plant @simonplant

6 years ago

Question for Dan @robhatchtv : sunglasses or visor with an aero TT helmet. Big difference ? Cooling aid on a hot day = faster vs overheating in a visor?