Simon Williams Jr. @simonwilliamsjr
19.5 Handicap, multi-time Club Champion (net), 7 time Tuesday night four-ball champion (partner Douglas Brogan), 4 YEARS OF COLLEGIATE ELIGIBILITY REMAINING Cleveland, OH Joined November 2021-
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Fact of the day, with Greer: if you stare at the sun for too long, you may sneeze.
Post week 2 reflection: a girl asked me to “go to bed now,” and I angel Reesed it (missing a lay up). How does one even fucking do that? I dunno. Still, it shows that the game plan is being executed, and we just need to work on closing in the fourth quarter.
Gonna start issuing a confidentiality notice when I talk to girls…
Global head for world leaders will result in world peace #HeadOverHeelsEp7
My boy has been talking to this girl for 2 years… she came over to our apartment last night and nothing happened. He completely angel Reesed it (missing a lay up). #dontpaythem
Is it a pro move to have airlines’ 800 number in your contacts? Like oh ya, let me speak to automated agent #4… we tight
One of the most dominant golfers of all time that doesn’t have marital issues? This could be dangerous
Miller Lite, PM, Grilling, and this great nation’s golf tournament. #fullchub
Is it just me or does the cell phone lot at the airport seem like the perfect place to tailgate? Might just show up an hour early next time with a cooler and a turtlebox. Maybe a Weber if I’m feeling adventurous
Yes, I’m a douche bag, but my beer will be colder and better dressed than yours #pm
Who let the gays take the rainbow? Somebody at the pentagon needs to get fired
Wearing a mask while walking your dog is diabolical. Enjoy that stupid tan #shrink
Scottie Scheffler is such a great story. Got out of jail, turned his life around and hasn’t reoffended. The system works.
COVID was 5 years ago; can we let the masks go? #shrink
Why do people seem to lose all their brain cells in the airport? Like oh fuck I’m in an airport now! I’m gonna be an idiot!
Get you a woman who talks about you like these announcers talk about Scottie
Can we please have a frozone movie? It would solve world hunger, aids, and political division
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